Country Shenanigans

FIBTS moments 2

Britain: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

France: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Imperial: Oh wow, my moral compass.
...
Disgusting.
I'm just gonna put this back..

Soviet: I knew I lost the confidence of socializing with strangers. How did it end up here?

Third: What is this "not being a fucking Sociopathic child?" Whatever it is, get rid of it.

Britain: Wait so this is where dad's LARGE AMOUNT OF CHILD SUPPORTS ARE AT!

England: you see nothing
*leaves*
——
The other four: Whatcha got there?

Soviet with a Snom: I honestly don't know.
It randomly appeared next to me.
Also apparently if I say
"Use Icy Wind-

*Pokémon music*

France: Tf?

[You encounter a wild Roach- I mean Third and Britain!]

Britain: What does it mean by "wild?"

Third: I fucking hate this.
IT CALLED ME A ROACH. IT'S "REICH"  FOR FUCK SAKES!

Soviet: Roach you mean?

[Snom used Icy Wind!]

[It's super effective!]

Britain: Super effective?-

[Third and Britain fainted!]
*both of them are on the ground crippled*
[ 420+ exp ]

Soviet: how did Britain "fainted?"

France: Well he's a dragon hybrid now so...
Imperial: Ice types beat Dragon types.
Adding on since Third has bad cold tolerance and that he is a now a black Eagle hybrid
Ice types beat Flying types so it was very effective against him.

Soviet: You know,
I think I'm going keep this little guy
*somehow puts a tiny ushaka on the snom*
(Idk why but it's cute on how some former world power has a cute little snow bug)-

Digital: Speaking of Pokémon...

All five of them: Ah shit here we go again
*hahaha Pokémon AU go BRRR*
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Very "wise" quotes
-
F - "If you can't beat them, dress better than them"

I - "When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response."

B - "So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress."

T - "I don't care who the the League of Nations or UN sends. I AM NOT PAYING THE WAR DEBT THAT I CAUSED!"

S - "You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?"

Literally all of them - "Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
——
Britain: Don't worry, I have a few knives and a sword up my sleeve

France: I think you mean cards-

Britain pulling a sword out of his sleeve: No I do not

Soviet holding a chainsaw: It also appears I had a chainsaw up my sleeve.

The other two: Is it possible to learn this power?
——
*they have to save someone from a life or death situation*

Britain: Look guys...
I know it's our job to help this guy and everything but I think this guy is a lost cause.

*Czech is in the background remembering the time Britain and France promise to help him but they didn't in WW2*

Third: Who said I was helping?

France: You and Imperial can't say anything since you're a sociopath and she's a psychopath.

Soviet: He's obviously made up his mind so why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here.

Imperial: Good plan. I'll dispose of the corpse.

Them:
You killed them didn't you?

Imperial: I wasn't supposed to?
*causally standing next to the corpse*
——
*That one person they literally all hate*
Third: I hate you.

Soviet: You hate me

Britain: Let's team up and KILL LAWRENCE  (Barney)

Imperial: With an RPG

France: and a 4x4

Collective: NO MORE CRAZY SCIENTIST
(PURPLE DINOSAUR)

Lawrence: *screaming*
*he was never to be seen again*

Zein: *heavy breathing*

Volacall (An fanmade country of mine that is a piece of shit): First time?