Third: Hey Fascist did you heard about Candice?
Fascist sick and tired of babysitting: BOTH YOUR MOTHER AND STEP MOTHER DIED IN A CAR CRASH!!!
France:
Damn. Emotional damage.
*Third is currently crying in the corner with Britain and Soviet*
Fascist: Why are their asses over there as well?
Imperial: Fascist you idiot.
They have the same mother!
Fascist: Wait A.H gave birth to them-
Imperial: NO! It was Mary Eddies!
I swear your leader has damaged your brain-
Fascist: Imagine getting nuked and being the reason why your parents divorced.
Also.
June 4th 1942-June 7th 1942
Imperial:
*joins in on the corner*
France: That's a bit harsh-
Fascist: June 22nd 1940
France: *Is too in the corner*
Fascist: Finally.
Some peace and quite for once.
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