Tsarita after hearing what happened after she died: Kids.
Bed. Now.
I wanna talk to your father
Soviet who knows he's in trouble: No kids. Stay.
Please stay
Tsarita: Go!
Soviet: Stay!
Tsarita: GO!
Soviet: Stay!
Tsarita: GO!
*Belarus starts leaving*
Soviet: Belarus stay!
Tsarita: Now!
*Ukraine starts leaving*
Ukraine: Karma bitch
Soviet: Ukraine don't move!
*Kazakhstan and Russia start leaving*
Soviet: Kazakhstan, Russia STAY!
Tsarita: *yelling*
Soviet: DON'T LEAVE ME-!
[Then the MF got a scolding he finally fucking deserves :)]
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