Country Shenanigans

Suspicious Steak

Fascists: Imperial what meat did you give us?

Imperial:
Steak

Fascists: Not to be rude but something was off with it. I mean it had the correct seasonings and flavor but there was a strange small flavor to it.
What was it?

Imperial: A family recipe seasoning.
Can't tell ya.

Fascists: Ah, ok.
I get you.
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Preset
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*the steak was brought back*
Fascists: Wait, didn't we eat that?

France: Eat what?

Britain: Who's we?

Fascists: The steak that Imperial made for the axis a long time ago.

Imperial: *internal panicking*

Britain: Let me try.
*eats some of it*
...
Britain: I don't think that was steak...

Soviet: Then what is it-

Britain: CH Flesh
So that means Third, Soviet and Fascists ate CH flesh
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be throwing up in the bathroom.
*leaves*

France: Don't tell me she's a cannibal-

Third: That explains why it was so good-

The two Allies: WTF THIRD

Third: What? Meat is meat.

Soviet: Please don't tell me that the cow heart she serve me was a human heart
I even gave the leftovers to my kids.

Imperial: It was human flesh?
I thought it was cow meat that my mom stored...

Korean Empire's Ghost: BOY-
(Yes Korean Empire had chunks of her body chopped off, cooked and served as "steak", including the "Cow heart" to the WW2 axis.)

Third: Wait a damn minute. The real question:
How does Britain know what flesh tastes like to begin with?!

Britain who came back: *vanishes*

France:
BRITAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(PETAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH)