Fascists: Imperial what meat did you give us?
Imperial:
Steak
Fascists: Not to be rude but something was off with it. I mean it had the correct seasonings and flavor but there was a strange small flavor to it.
What was it?
Imperial: A family recipe seasoning.
Can't tell ya.
Fascists: Ah, ok.
I get you.
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Preset
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*the steak was brought back*
Fascists: Wait, didn't we eat that?
France: Eat what?
Britain: Who's we?
Fascists: The steak that Imperial made for the axis a long time ago.
Imperial: *internal panicking*
Britain: Let me try.
*eats some of it*
...
Britain: I don't think that was steak...
Soviet: Then what is it-
Britain: CH Flesh
So that means Third, Soviet and Fascists ate CH flesh
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be throwing up in the bathroom.
*leaves*
France: Don't tell me she's a cannibal-
Third: That explains why it was so good-
The two Allies: WTF THIRD
Third: What? Meat is meat.
Soviet: Please don't tell me that the cow heart she serve me was a human heart
I even gave the leftovers to my kids.
Imperial: It was human flesh?
I thought it was cow meat that my mom stored...
Korean Empire's Ghost: BOY-
(Yes Korean Empire had chunks of her body chopped off, cooked and served as "steak", including the "Cow heart" to the WW2 axis.)
Third: Wait a damn minute. The real question:
How does Britain know what flesh tastes like to begin with?!
Britain who came back: *vanishes*
France:
BRITAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(PETAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
