Russia discovers his father's ashes

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Russia: Dad?
*no response*
Oh shit don't tell me he burnt the kitchen for the 10th time this week!

Russia: Dad?!
*sees a pile of ashes in his dad's room*
DAD NO-

Ukraine somewhere in the house after hearing her "father" had just died: *California girls dance*

America: Oh, I can finally sleep in peace.
Finally that motherfucker died.

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