*A.E and Prussia are arguing*
A.E: Shut up!
Prussia: You shut up!
A.E: That's why your shoes are raggedy!
Prussia: That's why your mama is dead!
*vine boom effect*
A.E:
Prussia: Dead as hell
What shoes she got on?
*vine boom effect*
What shoes did she got on in her casket?
A.E:
You know what?
GET HIM!
*a woman appears and kisses Prussia*
Prussia: *demonic confused screaming as a self destruction sequence is starting*
A.E: Uh what did you do?
Woman: I just kissed him
*5*
*4*
*3*
*2*
*1*
—
Britain: Im confused on why Canada was so frantic when I walked into his room.
Any idea?
France:
He was on his hub again
Britain: I thought I deleted that-
Third: Why is there a second sun?
*pointing at the explosion*
Soviet:
I genuinely don't know.
*Imperial is cowering in fear as she suffers from PTSD*
——
Prussia is the ultimate asexual and aromatic.
If you do anything lovey dovey to him, he'll scream like a fucking demon before exploding.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
