*A.E and Prussia are arguing*
A.E: Shut up!
Prussia: You shut up!
A.E: That's why your shoes are raggedy!
Prussia: That's why your mama is dead!
*vine boom effect*
A.E:
Prussia: Dead as hell
What shoes she got on?
*vine boom effect*
What shoes did she got on in her casket?
A.E:
You know what?
GET HIM!
*a woman appears and kisses Prussia*
Prussia: *demonic confused screaming as a self destruction sequence is starting*
A.E: Uh what did you do?
Woman: I just kissed him
*5*
*4*
*3*
*2*
*1*
—
Britain: Im confused on why Canada was so frantic when I walked into his room.
Any idea?
France:
He was on his hub again
Britain: I thought I deleted that-
Third: Why is there a second sun?
*pointing at the explosion*
Soviet:
I genuinely don't know.
*Imperial is cowering in fear as she suffers from PTSD*
——
Prussia is the ultimate asexual and aromatic.
If you do anything lovey dovey to him, he'll scream like a fucking demon before exploding.
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
