America stubbing her toe: FU-
Vatican City: Hey! Watch your mouth.
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Japan after a robot exploded in her fact: Well sh-
Vatican appearing out of a vent: AHeM!
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India: Bro this game is sh-
Vatican: No
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The Balkans: *about to fight each other*
Vatican: "love thy neighbor" is a thing you know
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Britain burning his tongue: Bloody hel-
Vatican: *banging fist on window*
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Canada: Yo Mex.
Mexico: Yea?
Canada: That-
Vatican: Don't even think about it
Canada: I was going to say-
Vatican: Shush and go read the Bible now
Canada: *was actually gonna say that her (Mex) outfit looks good on her*
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Vatican: *casually having wine*
*dramatic gasps*
*Israel and Saudi are staring in shock*
Israel: Isn't wine ALCOHOL?!
Vatican: I'm getting closer to God by having this wine.
Saudi:
If you were a Muslim, I would beat you to death
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
