America stubbing her toe: FU-
Vatican City: Hey! Watch your mouth.
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Japan after a robot exploded in her fact: Well sh-
Vatican appearing out of a vent: AHeM!
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India: Bro this game is sh-
Vatican: No
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The Balkans: *about to fight each other*
Vatican: "love thy neighbor" is a thing you know
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Britain burning his tongue: Bloody hel-
Vatican: *banging fist on window*
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Canada: Yo Mex.
Mexico: Yea?
Canada: That-
Vatican: Don't even think about it
Canada: I was going to say-
Vatican: Shush and go read the Bible now
Canada: *was actually gonna say that her (Mex) outfit looks good on her*
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Vatican: *casually having wine*
*dramatic gasps*
*Israel and Saudi are staring in shock*
Israel: Isn't wine ALCOHOL?!
Vatican: I'm getting closer to God by having this wine.
Saudi:
If you were a Muslim, I would beat you to death
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
