Country Shenanigans

Six Idiots sharing one brain cell attempts to run a burger place

Inspired by TankFish of his video of "Cook Burgers
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Quick human name to CH check

Alexander - Britain
Fiona - France
Franz - Roach (Third)
Daitian - Played too much Yandere Sim (Imperial)
Vladimir - Soviet
Lorzeno - Fascist
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*Great Depression 2.0 started and the idio- I mean group is at an burger place working*

Alexander: Out of all jobs, we get this type of shitty job

Vladimir: I'm working for a restaurant I hate the most.
McDonald's.

*it's clearly not McDonald's*

Franz: Bitch, were at Los Pollos Hermanos of some sort not McDonald's.

Vladimir: Then why are we flipping burgers?!

Fiona: Hol up, isn't that the restaurant brand in Breaking Bad that was owned by Gus?

Daitian: Can anyone explain how we got this job?
What's the backstory

Lorzeno: UN was friends that was friends with the manager here.
All the other restaurants were taken down due to financial issues.

Franz: Wait a damn minute.
The name is a chicken place BUT YET WE'RE FLIPPING BURGERS.

Lorzeno: ARE WE IN ROBLOX OR SOME SHIT?!
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*uh yes they're in a game Rehehehe*
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Fiona: START COOKING!

Franz: I don't know what to cook
Fuck!

Alexander: I'm going to make you an idiot sandwich

Franz: Who are you? Gordon Ramsey?!

Daitian: Guys this mother fucker is not taking his fries!

Lorenzo: It's frozen!

*the fries are clearly frozen*

NPC: Stop grabbing me!

Vladimir: I'LL GRAB YOU
EAT THE FUCKING FRIES!

Franz: TAKE HIS ASS TO THE FRYER!

*they drag the NPC to the kitchen*

Vladimir: EAT THE PANGEA DAMN FRIES!
EAT THAT SHIT!
EAT IT!

Alexander: Put him in the trash!

*The NPC was never to been seen again after entering the trash*

Vladimir: Okay I'm better now

Fiona: You just murdered someone

Franz: This world isn't real so we can commit as many crimes we want

Daitian: Anything is legal when cops aren't around.

Alexander: It's only been 10 minutes and the place looks like shit

Lorenzo: We have to keep the five stars up

Daitian: What five stars?
You're delusional.

Lorenzo: Yeah you five fucks made me become delusional
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NPC: Give me your finest burger

Lorenzo: *gives them a piece of bread*
That's our finest burger

NPC: *gives 6 dollars*

Fiona: Oh shit we got paid!

Alexander: WE GOT MONEY!
WE'RE RICH-
Wtf are you three doing?!

Franz: We're making a heart stopper

Vladimir: Is this what they eat at McDonald's?
Because it looks disgusting.

Daitian: You're still going at it?

Vladimir: Yep.
Now let me add charcoal to it

Alexander: I would say something but at this moment I don't give a fuck