Inspired by TankFish of his video of "Cook Burgers
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Quick human name to CH check
Alexander - Britain
Fiona - France
Franz - Roach (Third)
Daitian - Played too much Yandere Sim (Imperial)
Vladimir - Soviet
Lorzeno - Fascist
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*Great Depression 2.0 started and the idio- I mean group is at an burger place working*
Alexander: Out of all jobs, we get this type of shitty job
Vladimir: I'm working for a restaurant I hate the most.
McDonald's.
*it's clearly not McDonald's*
Franz: Bitch, were at Los Pollos Hermanos of some sort not McDonald's.
Vladimir: Then why are we flipping burgers?!
Fiona: Hol up, isn't that the restaurant brand in Breaking Bad that was owned by Gus?
Daitian: Can anyone explain how we got this job?
What's the backstory
Lorzeno: UN was friends that was friends with the manager here.
All the other restaurants were taken down due to financial issues.
Franz: Wait a damn minute.
The name is a chicken place BUT YET WE'RE FLIPPING BURGERS.
Lorzeno: ARE WE IN ROBLOX OR SOME SHIT?!
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*uh yes they're in a game Rehehehe*
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Fiona: START COOKING!
Franz: I don't know what to cook
Fuck!
Alexander: I'm going to make you an idiot sandwich
Franz: Who are you? Gordon Ramsey?!
Daitian: Guys this mother fucker is not taking his fries!
Lorenzo: It's frozen!
*the fries are clearly frozen*
NPC: Stop grabbing me!
Vladimir: I'LL GRAB YOU
EAT THE FUCKING FRIES!
Franz: TAKE HIS ASS TO THE FRYER!
*they drag the NPC to the kitchen*
Vladimir: EAT THE PANGEA DAMN FRIES!
EAT THAT SHIT!
EAT IT!
Alexander: Put him in the trash!
*The NPC was never to been seen again after entering the trash*
Vladimir: Okay I'm better now
Fiona: You just murdered someone
Franz: This world isn't real so we can commit as many crimes we want
Daitian: Anything is legal when cops aren't around.
Alexander: It's only been 10 minutes and the place looks like shit
Lorenzo: We have to keep the five stars up
Daitian: What five stars?
You're delusional.
Lorenzo: Yeah you five fucks made me become delusional
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NPC: Give me your finest burger
Lorenzo: *gives them a piece of bread*
That's our finest burger
NPC: *gives 6 dollars*
Fiona: Oh shit we got paid!
Alexander: WE GOT MONEY!
WE'RE RICH-
Wtf are you three doing?!
Franz: We're making a heart stopper
Vladimir: Is this what they eat at McDonald's?
Because it looks disgusting.
Daitian: You're still going at it?
Vladimir: Yep.
Now let me add charcoal to it
Alexander: I would say something but at this moment I don't give a fuck
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