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Back Then
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Medieval Europe: I'll trade you some coins and wine for some of that silk
A!China: Yeah here. Also have the nice addition: A virus
Europe: That doesn't seem so bad-
*immediately gets crippled from the Black Death*
A!China: WHOOPS-
Europe: STUPID JEWS!
Israel who was minding his own business: BRUH I DID NOTHING TF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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Present Day
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China: So uh guys..there is a new virus and it may or may not have come from me.
*all the Europeans besides Poland get flashbacks to the Black death*
Italy: Oh fuck not again.
Israel: I swear to Pangea if you fuckers look at me again. Besides you Poland, you weren't there.
Poland: *confused*
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Facts: Jews were heavily persecuted in medieval times. The rest of Europe often blames Jews for practically anything.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
