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Back Then
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Medieval Europe: I'll trade you some coins and wine for some of that silk
A!China: Yeah here. Also have the nice addition: A virus
Europe: That doesn't seem so bad-
*immediately gets crippled from the Black Death*
A!China: WHOOPS-
Europe: STUPID JEWS!
Israel who was minding his own business: BRUH I DID NOTHING TF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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Present Day
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China: So uh guys..there is a new virus and it may or may not have come from me.
*all the Europeans besides Poland get flashbacks to the Black death*
Italy: Oh fuck not again.
Israel: I swear to Pangea if you fuckers look at me again. Besides you Poland, you weren't there.
Poland: *confused*
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Facts: Jews were heavily persecuted in medieval times. The rest of Europe often blames Jews for practically anything.
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