IRL
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America: Hey Soviet.
After all your trials and and tribulations, you must be pretty happy to be standing here in Berlin.
*roach is dead somewhere in a corner*
Soviet: Russian Empire made it all the way to Paris
America: Uhhh...
Hey uh...give me a second
*whispering to Britain*
Hey man, I think something is up with Soviet
Britain: I know right?
What should we do?
America: Shall I tell him about the bomb?
Britain: Yeah. Tell him about the bomb.
That will scare him
America: Soooo
We got this crazy new Big-A bomb that can destroy a city in one go
Soviet: Yes my spies told me already.
Oh wait.
I'm meant to act surprise
"Wow! That's amazing!"
Britain whispering: He already knew!
How?!
America: Ummmm
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America in a coffee shop: Am I sure I want to send a nuclear secrets via unsecure, public coffee shop Wifi?
Am I ever!
*sends*
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Britain: Dude.
Soviet:
Does the A stand for atomic or ass?
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
