Boy: *shows Belarus a picture of his husky that is a puppy rn*
Belarus: Aw~~
*door gets busted down*
Soviet with a hose: I HEARD A CUTE AW IN HERE
COOL DOWN!
*starts spraying the boy with the hose*
The boy: *running away like a cat*
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Kazakhstan: Look survivors!
*two boys are talking*
Ukraine: Ooh he's kinda cute-
*One of the boys gets shot*
Soviet who shot him: WHOOPS!
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Soviet: I just want to talk to him
*loads shotgun*
Belarus: Why do you have a shotgun?!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: Dad this is ridiculous!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: Dad put that gun away!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: *inaudible shouting*
*doorbell rings*
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: It wasn't his fault!
Soviet: I just want to shoot him
I just want to talk to him
Belarus: You can't shoot him!
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
