Boy: *shows Belarus a picture of his husky that is a puppy rn*
Belarus: Aw~~
*door gets busted down*
Soviet with a hose: I HEARD A CUTE AW IN HERE
COOL DOWN!
*starts spraying the boy with the hose*
The boy: *running away like a cat*
—
Kazakhstan: Look survivors!
*two boys are talking*
Ukraine: Ooh he's kinda cute-
*One of the boys gets shot*
Soviet who shot him: WHOOPS!
—
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
*loads shotgun*
Belarus: Why do you have a shotgun?!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: Dad this is ridiculous!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: Dad put that gun away!
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: *inaudible shouting*
*doorbell rings*
Soviet: I just want to talk to him
Belarus: It wasn't his fault!
Soviet: I just want to shoot him
I just want to talk to him
Belarus: You can't shoot him!
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
