The dads randomly in the kitchen that I totally didn't force them in
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Britain: Roach, can you grab me a glass of malk
Third:
We don't have any malk but there is milk
Soviet: That's what he just said
Britain: Yeah a glass of malk
Third: No you're saying it wrong.
You're saying "Malk" like it's some disease.
Soviet: Then how do you say it
Third: I'm saying the way everyone is saying like a normal person even though I'm a sociopath.
Milk.
M-I-L-K
Soviet: Right by 2%.
Britain: Right. Whole malk.
Third: Nein, nein, nein.
Say "milkshake"
Britain: Milkshake
Third: Now say Milk.
Britain: Malk.
Third: ...
Are you hearing this?
Soviet: Yeah. The man wants a glass of molk.
Third:
Molk?
Soviet: Give him the molk jacka-
HRE somehow appearing: Indoor voices please
The three of them:
*HRE leaves*
...
Britain: THIRD.
JUST POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK
Third: Why the fuck are you yelling at me?!
Soviet: Just give him the fucking Molk!
Third: YOU JACKASSES AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!
Britain: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK THIRD!
Third: NO. YOU'RE SAYING MALK
*then an argument happens*
Third with a gun: STFU
SHUT UP!
*for some reason puts gun to head*
(Ironic)
*the other two both grab a gun and point it at roach*
Soviet: Better put it down!
Britain: Don't you bloody dare!
Third: Why are you going to shoot at me if I'm going to shoot myself?!
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Britain: Oh wait..
CH can't commit suicide.
Them: ...
*somehow now has two guns and are pointing at each other like from the office meme*
*arguing resumes*
??: Guys.
It's actually Melk.
Britain:
Third:
Soviet:
??: So you're saying it wrong-
*?? Gets jumped by the three of them*
??: THEY'RE JUMPING ME
THEY JUMPING ME-
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Meanwhile
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France seeing this: Do you think Digital drained their IQ or something?
Imperial: Maybe this is why females live longer.
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Wait... BTS..
Britain
Third
Soviet
...
Now I'm gonna get confused with the band and this.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
