Napoleonic: Hi-
Britain, Third and Soviet: Shut the fuck up
Napoleonic: What the fuck did I do to you three?!
Britain: You tried murdering me many times when I married your sister.
Third: You killed my grandmother (H.R.E) and attacked my uncle (Prussia)
Soviet: YOU SLEPT WITH MY FUCKING DAD
Napoleonic: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-
Britain: HE WHAT?!
Third: OH NOW THIS GIVES ME ANOTHER REASON TO HATE HIS ASS
Napoleonic: R.E WAS YOUR DAD AS WELL?!
Britain: He's homophobic
Napoleonic: Ah that makes sense.
But it was a one time thing though and we're drunk!
I swear I'm not gay
France: You told me and your wife that if R.E were a women, you'd make him your mistress.
Napoleonic's wife: Kind of a weird thing to say to your wife, Napoleon.
France: Also care to explain on why one of your journal entries mentions how some of your enemies, including Britain, had nice as-
Napoleonic: *vanishes*
Third: YOU MOTHERFUCKER-
Britain: HE SAID WHAT NOW?!
Soviet: And this is why I quickly became homophobic on that night.
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Napoleonic is a bisexual in denial.
He claims that he is attracted to women but yet had a one night stand with R.E, said that his enemies had nice asses DESPITE them being male and him "accidentally" hitting up men 💀.
He still likes women though.
(Btw he's divorced and is going to remain single. Ain't shipping him with anyone else)
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
