Napoleonic France

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Napoleonic: Hi-

Britain, Third and Soviet: Shut the fuck up

Napoleonic: What the fuck did I do to you three?!

Britain: You tried murdering me many times when I married your sister.

Third: You killed my grandmother (H.R.E) and attacked my uncle (Prussia)

Soviet: YOU SLEPT WITH MY FUCKING DAD

Napoleonic: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-

Britain: HE WHAT?!

Third: OH NOW THIS GIVES ME ANOTHER REASON TO HATE HIS ASS

Napoleonic: R.E WAS YOUR DAD AS WELL?!

Britain: He's homophobic

Napoleonic: Ah that makes sense.
But it was a one time thing though and we're drunk!
I swear I'm not gay

France: You told me and your wife that if R.E were a women, you'd make him your mistress.

Napoleonic's wife: Kind of a weird thing to say to your wife, Napoleon.

France: Also care to explain on why one of your journal entries mentions how some of your enemies, including Britain, had nice as-

Napoleonic: *vanishes*

Third: YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

Britain: HE SAID WHAT NOW?!

Soviet: And this is why I quickly became homophobic on that night.

Napoleonic is a bisexual in denial.
He claims that he is attracted to women but yet had a one night stand with R.E, said that his enemies had nice asses DESPITE them being male and him "accidentally" hitting up men 💀.
He still likes women though.

(Btw he's divorced and is going to remain single. Ain't shipping him with anyone else)

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