*Britain having a "civilized" parental talk with Canada after finding out about his secret*
[Choose Approach]
[Pressure It]
*slams hands on table 3x*
Britain: 28 INCOGNITO TABS OPEN!
You didn't want to have a chance for us to find out, HUH?!
*slams book on table*
DID YOU FEEL AROUSED?
*slams book on table*
HORNY?!
*slams book on table*
YOUR D[baller] WAS BLEEDING
*slams book on table 10x*
BEGGING FOR MERCY
BUT YOU JACKED OFF AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
*slams book on table 5x*
Canada: please...please leave me alone
[Canada's level of stress - 87%]
Britain: Alright..alright...
Everything is going to be okay-
*slams hands and book on table 10x*
Britain: I KNOW YOU WERE HORNY!
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?!
[Canada's level of stress - 91%]
Britain: JUST SAY "I WAS HORNY"
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?!
*slams book on table 5x*
JUST SAY YOU WERE HORNY
JUST SAY IT!
*slams book on table 20x*
...
*slams book on table 3x*
...
*Britain grabs go to horny jail bat and whacks Canada with it*
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
