*Britain having a "civilized" parental talk with Canada after finding out about his secret*
[Choose Approach]
[Pressure It]
*slams hands on table 3x*
Britain: 28 INCOGNITO TABS OPEN!
You didn't want to have a chance for us to find out, HUH?!
*slams book on table*
DID YOU FEEL AROUSED?
*slams book on table*
HORNY?!
*slams book on table*
YOUR D[baller] WAS BLEEDING
*slams book on table 10x*
BEGGING FOR MERCY
BUT YOU JACKED OFF AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
*slams book on table 5x*
Canada: please...please leave me alone
[Canada's level of stress - 87%]
Britain: Alright..alright...
Everything is going to be okay-
*slams hands and book on table 10x*
Britain: I KNOW YOU WERE HORNY!
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?!
[Canada's level of stress - 91%]
Britain: JUST SAY "I WAS HORNY"
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?!
*slams book on table 5x*
JUST SAY YOU WERE HORNY
JUST SAY IT!
*slams book on table 20x*
...
*slams book on table 3x*
...
*Britain grabs go to horny jail bat and whacks Canada with it*
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
