Warning: As I mentioned earlier, in the "They're Next" prompt, I mentioned that Digital, my OC was staring at the WW2 parents.
And whenever she does that...
She about to make them new main characters
I personally find Frenemies groups more entertaining and funny to witness.
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Help me please idk why I chose these countries to be the "main characters."
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Previously..
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The old "main group": *hiding behind some African countries*
Lesotho: What are you guys doing?
America: Hiding
Morocco: From what? And why?
Poland: From her!
*points to Digital who is apparently staring at the WW2 parents*
Germany: Also all the African countries are forgotten so she wouldn't expect us hiding behind you guys
Russia: Oh no why is she staring at our parents?!
Philippines: I don't see my parents
Vietnam: Me either
America: Oh shit they're next
Poland: I hear WW2 about to repeat again
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*prepares death star*
Germany: POLAND NO
Poland: POLAND YES
Russia: WHERE TF DID SHE GET THAT FROM?!
America: IM WONDERING THE SAME THING!
POLAND PUT THAT AWAY YOU'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE
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With the new main group
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Fascists who just arrived: Oh great what are they arguing about again?
*Third and Soviet are fighting each other for the millionth time*
Britain who was dragged to this: They're debating if poison expires, will it become more poisonous or not.
Fascists:
I-
That is actually a good reason to argue about.
Imperial: Hey who is that woman who is staring at us?
*points to Digital who is just standing menacingly in the background*
*the two stop fighting*
France: Idk but I feel like she is gonna force us to do some random scenarios like being in an robotic apocalypse and then an alien insect apocalypse or turning us into kids and have us escape a orphanage in this Pokémon universe and in this universe she has a crazy scientist fuse Britain, Soviet and Third together. Also she is gonna get rid of Britain's arm privileges in one of events.
(Damn it France. Don't make me get rid of your head privileges)
Britain: pardon?
She is going to get rid of mine what privileges?
Soviet: A scientist is going to do what now?
*they blink and Digital is closer than before*
France: The fuck?
*blinks again and Digital is more closer*
Britain: Okay maybe stand still and don't blink.
Maybe she won't move.
Soviet: Good idea
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*Digital fucking crawls like a demon towards them at rapid speeds*
Third: Well fuck being still. WE'RE GOING DIE FOOL
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The five besides Fascist didn't made it
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UN who just witness this:
Excuse me but what the actual fu-
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
