France: ...
Britain: What's the problem?
France: Math Problem.
Britain: OH i can help you
Lemme see
*Grabs Paper*
A'ight ummm.. here's an easy one!
What's 6 x 3?
France: *shrugs*
Britain: ...
6 x 3???
France: ..I don't know...
Britain: 6 x 3!!!
France: I DON'T-
Britain again: 6 X 3!!!!
France: I LIGIT DONT KNOW!!!
Britain: 6 3!!!
France: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT?!?!
Britain: WHAT IS IT-
*Reconnecting*
..
*Connected*
Get the sociopathic German
THIRD ROACH!!
*explosion happens somewhere*
Third who is covered in carbon black after a tank's engine exploded: WAS?! (WHAT)
Britain: HOMEWORK!!
*slaps paper into face and the carbon black disappears*
Third: What's 6 x 3?..
France: I don't know!
Third: 6 x 3!!
France: I don't know!!!
Third: What's 6 + 6?!
France: OH 12
Third: NOW ADD 6!!!
France: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT???
Third: WHAT IS IT?-
*WarCriminal1.exe has stopped working*
...
Get the communist.
France: Which one?!
Britain: UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
*Door gets busted down*
Soviet: What?!
Third covering a rock with the paper: Homework!!!
*throws it at Soviet*
*the rock disappears somehow*
Soviet: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
WHATS 6 X 3!!!
France: I DONT KNOW!
Soviet: LOOK IF IMPERIAL HAS 6X3 AMOUNT OF KNIVES
HOW MUCH KNIVES WOULD SHE HAVE?!?!?!
France: HOW MUCH?!?!?!
Soviet: HOW MUCH?!-
...
*Imperial calmly sitting at a table with 18 knives*
...
Soviet: 1 2 3 4 5 6 se-
France: Wait, why would Imperial need that much knives?
Imperial: MIND YOUR BUSINESS FRANCE.
YOU ARE READING
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