France: ...
Britain: What's the problem?
France: Math Problem.
Britain: OH i can help you
Lemme see
*Grabs Paper*
A'ight ummm.. here's an easy one!
What's 6 x 3?
France: *shrugs*
Britain: ...
6 x 3???
France: ..I don't know...
Britain: 6 x 3!!!
France: I DON'T-
Britain again: 6 X 3!!!!
France: I LIGIT DONT KNOW!!!
Britain: 6 3!!!
France: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT?!?!
Britain: WHAT IS IT-
*Reconnecting*
..
*Connected*
Get the sociopathic German
THIRD ROACH!!
*explosion happens somewhere*
Third who is covered in carbon black after a tank's engine exploded: WAS?! (WHAT)
Britain: HOMEWORK!!
*slaps paper into face and the carbon black disappears*
Third: What's 6 x 3?..
France: I don't know!
Third: 6 x 3!!
France: I don't know!!!
Third: What's 6 + 6?!
France: OH 12
Third: NOW ADD 6!!!
France: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT???
Third: WHAT IS IT?-
*WarCriminal1.exe has stopped working*
...
Get the communist.
France: Which one?!
Britain: UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
*Door gets busted down*
Soviet: What?!
Third covering a rock with the paper: Homework!!!
*throws it at Soviet*
*the rock disappears somehow*
Soviet: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
WHATS 6 X 3!!!
France: I DONT KNOW!
Soviet: LOOK IF IMPERIAL HAS 6X3 AMOUNT OF KNIVES
HOW MUCH KNIVES WOULD SHE HAVE?!?!?!
France: HOW MUCH?!?!?!
Soviet: HOW MUCH?!-
...
*Imperial calmly sitting at a table with 18 knives*
...
Soviet: 1 2 3 4 5 6 se-
France: Wait, why would Imperial need that much knives?
Imperial: MIND YOUR BUSINESS FRANCE.
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
