Russia: Sometimes I feel like dying
America: You need help or..
Russia: But yet again if I die I won't be able to scam restaurants on the "couples discount" again
America: Well you better not fucking die then!
I NEED THOSE FREE DESSERTS
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IRL
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IRL!Russia: I feel like dying
IRL!America: Good for you
Now fuck off and go die in a hole for all I care.
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
