G.E: Aw look my child is gonna say their first words!
Baby!Third: M-Ma
G.E wife's ghost: :0
He's going to say mama-
Baby!Third: Mass Genocide!
G.E:
Aw~
G.E's wife ghost: *absolutely horrified*
Prussia: Brother...
YOUR SON IS A DEMON-
*gets slapped*
G.E: Don't talk to him like that!
He's completely fine!
Prussia: HE'S LITERALLY THROWING STUFF INTO THE FIREPLACE AND TAKING JOY OUT OF IT!
*Baby!Third is just throwing stuff, mostly art related, into the fire*
G.E: He's just unique then-
Prussia: HE JUST NOW THREW AN BIRD INTO THE FIREPLACE
G.E:
Aw~ He's trying to cook something
Prussia: HE'S LITERALLY HOLDING A BLOOD-STAINED KNIFE AND THERE IS A DEAD BODY NEXT TO HIM!
G.E: ...
*serious* Now that is..-
Prussia: Finally you are getting serious now-
G.E: ..- GREAT!
Can't believe he's learning self-defense at such an age!
Prussia: THE MAN DID NOTHING-
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(child) Imperial: Having a competition on cutting people's heads off sounds like a nice sport.
*giving Ayano vibes*
The other parents: *horriffed*
Tokugawa: THAT'S MY KID!
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Kid!Fascists: My grandfather (Roman Empire) taught me on how to cut pets in half!
I'm also friends with someone whose family is a mafia :D
Some human: WTF-
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R.E: Hi son-
Kid!Soviet: Fuck you
R.E: who hurt you this morning?
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*earlier*
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R.E, holding a lemon: Son, this is truly pathetic. Why are you afraid of a lemon?
Kid!Soviet: *terrified screeching*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
