Country Shenanigans

And Kids That's How They Became Violent

G.E: Aw look my child is gonna say their first words!

Baby!Third: M-Ma

G.E wife's ghost: :0
He's going to say mama-

Baby!Third: Mass Genocide!

G.E:
Aw~

G.E's wife ghost: *absolutely horrified*

Prussia: Brother...
YOUR SON IS A DEMON-
*gets slapped*

G.E: Don't talk to him like that!
He's completely fine!

Prussia: HE'S LITERALLY THROWING STUFF INTO THE FIREPLACE AND TAKING JOY OUT OF IT!

*Baby!Third is just throwing stuff, mostly art related, into the fire*

G.E: He's just unique then-

Prussia: HE JUST NOW THREW AN BIRD INTO THE FIREPLACE

G.E:
Aw~ He's trying to cook something

Prussia: HE'S LITERALLY HOLDING A BLOOD-STAINED KNIFE AND THERE IS A DEAD BODY NEXT TO HIM!

G.E: ...
*serious* Now that is..-

Prussia: Finally you are getting serious now-

G.E: ..- GREAT!
Can't believe he's learning self-defense at such an age!

Prussia: THE MAN DID NOTHING-
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(child) Imperial: Having a competition on cutting people's heads off sounds like a nice sport.
*giving Ayano vibes*

The other parents: *horriffed*

Tokugawa: THAT'S MY KID!
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Kid!Fascists: My grandfather (Roman Empire) taught me on how to cut pets in half!
I'm also friends with someone whose family is a mafia :D

Some human: WTF-
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R.E: Hi son-

Kid!Soviet: Fuck you

R.E: who hurt you this morning?
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*earlier*
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R.E, holding a lemon: Son, this is truly pathetic. Why are you afraid of a lemon?

Kid!Soviet: *terrified screeching*