Country Shenanigans

Arranged To Love (Oneshot)

Ngl, the song fits their relationship I think.

FrUk
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Elementary School
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Kid!Britain: I hate you!

Kid!France: I hate you too!
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Middle School
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France: I hate the sun

Britain: It hates you too!

France: I hate homework

Britain: It hates you too!

France: I hate Britain

Britain: Oh, that one likes you

France: What?

Britain: I hate you too!
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High School
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Napoleonic: Bro were you flirting with my sister?!

Britain: Yes I Am

Napoleonic: Do you want to die?!

Britain: You want to know something?

Napoleonic: What?! This better not involve my sister!

Britain: I'm in a group project

Napoleonic: ?

Britain: AND YOUR SISTER IS MY PARTNER

Napoleonic: YOU MOTHERFUC-
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Now
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Britain:

France:

Britain: Quite funny how we use to hate each other when we were kids and now we're married

France: I know

Napoleonic's ghost: This is some Romeo and Juliet type of shit right here.
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Backstory on France and Britain's relationship
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Many asks themselves this:
How did Britain and France first met?
How did they fell in love?
What was their relationship like before falling in love with each other?

Well, my dear reader, you're about to find out how.
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Many kids chanted as they surrounded two countries who were fighting in the field.

Who may be these two countries you ask?
Well, if it wasn't obvious but it's Britain and France.

Kicking, punching, slapping, pulling, tugging, scratching and a bit of choking here and there.
The two would always get into a fight over the littlest things.
The countries kids were annoyed by the fighting but for the human kids?
They were thrilled.
It was the only sort of entertainment during boring school hours.

A teacher rushes over to the scene and breaks up the fight.
The two countries had bruises and messy hair as their clothes were all rustled up and dirty.

"Ms. Paris and Mr. London, why are you guys fighting? You know that fighting is not tolerated here!" The teacher had a frustrating tone to her voice.

"He placed a dead frog on my desk!" Young France pointed at him.

"You put mud on my lunch yesterday! I find my actions justified!" Young Britain defended himself, "Doesn't your mum make you eat frogs? Surely you'll be fine with it!"

"I don't like frogs! They're disgusting just like you are!"

"Me? Disgusting? I rather be near a rat than be near you!"

"That's enough!" The teacher silenced the two of them, "You should know the consequences of fighting on school grounds. But first, let's take you two to the nurse's office so that we can patch the two of you up."