Napoleonic France gets drunk and thinks he's Venti

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Napoleonic: OH- WOA-HOHO
TRRAVELLER

Britain: Who tf names their kid Traveler? Who the tf is Traveler?

Y/N in the background: why am I hearing Genshin noises?

Napoleonic still drunk: *laughing*
YES
WOULDN'T GLIDING BE FASTEER?!
*has a small seizure in the air*

*to Third and Britain who happens to be nearby*

Napoleonic: BONJOUR YOU FUCKING-

Third: June 22nd 1940

Britain: March 31st 1814 and June 18th 1815

Napoleonic: A—
*throws up*
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Later
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Napoleonic: MY FAMILY'S STREAK OF WINS
*crying*

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