America: Why are your guys' tongues purple
Canada: We had slushies. I had the blue one.
Mexico: I had the red one
America: You guys drank from each other slushies right?
Canada: :)
Mexico: Canada why are you smiling we didn't.
America:
OH MY FUCKING PANGEA CANADA ARE YOU SERIOUS-
*inhales*
Canada: AMERICA NO!
America: AMERICA YES!
*inhales again.
SPAIN! CANADA JUST MADE OUT WITH MEXICO!
Spain: HE DID WHAT?!
Mexico: NO WE DIDN'T.
We mixed out slushes together. However Canada can't control his mouth.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
