Britain: So I finally figure out who my mum was
*is holding a picture of her*
Turns out her name is Mary Eddies
Third: Hey! That's my mom you motherfucker!
Why tf does your dad have a picture of her?!
Soviet: Idiots, that's my mom!
Why the fuck are you guys saying that's your mom?!
*arguing*
England: UK, stop fighting with your brothers.
*vine boom effect*
Britain:
Third:
Soviet:
Britain: Excuse me what?
They're not my brothers. We're not even related.
England: Then how come all three of you have blond hair or at least a hair color that is similar to blond hair and have a demonic eye that looks the same? Well minus Soviet now since Third shot it.
Also I meant step brothers. My bad.
Britain:
England: You three have the same mother that your Fathers and I...you know.
We decided to not raise you with each other since we don't want to be called gay and in hopes we find another woman to love separately so that you guys won't think that you're step brothers.
Mary's ghost: Hi sons :D
Soviet: NO!
IT CAN'T BE
I'M RELATED TO A ROACH AND A CAPITALIST?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Third: WHY AM I EVEN BROTHERS OR STEP BROTHERS WITH THEM?!
Britain: HOW MANY MORE SECRETS DO YOU HAVE?!
AND WHY AM I SIBLINGS WITH THEM?!
Third: FUCK THIS I DON'T WANT TO BE STEP-SIBLINGS WITH THESE TWO JACKASSES
Soviet: YOU'RE THE JACKASS
Third: NO YOU ARE
Britain: YES YOU ARE THIRD
*they were later put in the sibling "Get along" shirt*
England: Oh I forgot to mention.
Soviet is the oldest, Third is the middle and Britain is the youngest.
Soviet: FUCK-
Britain:
Third: I'm literally forgotten
Britain: Good.
——
America: So this makes us cousins or step cousins.
Great my step-uncles is the Roach and the communist
Fuck.
Russia: Worst part: We need to find new partners to scam restaurants with after hearing that we're cousins.
America: I'm pretty sure no one heard it.
Germany: Be expecting family reunions during Christmas times to be chaotic.
...
Wait so does that mean WW1 and WW2 were just giant family feuds?!
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