Zein: WHY IS THERE AN $800,000 CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!
Dill, his son: Uh I don't know.
Zein: Riley I swear if you use it to make yourself look like those material girls!
Riley, his daughter: I didn't dad!
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What really happen
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Britain: Should we spend lots of money on random stuff just to make him upset by using his credit card?
Soviet: Totally.
Third: We can waste the money in the black market.
Fascists: Wait, don't we need to steal some files during the party?
So it would make sense to go cloth sho-
Spain: SHHH!
Don't say that word!
You're going to trap us in hell if you say that word!
Fascists: What?
Shopping?
Spain:
Britain:
Soviet:
Third:
You doomed us all-
France: DID SOMEONE SAID SHOPPING?!
*Imperial, Portugal and strangely Tsarita's ghost are T-posing behind her*
Fascists: Aw fuck, I forgot that this will happen.
...
..
WAIT WHEN'S THE TIME THAT IMPERIAL LIKES SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES?!
Third: FUCK FRANCE MADE HER ONE OF THEM!
Soviet: WHY IS MY WIFE HERE?! SHE'S DEAD!
*they ended up spending hours in the clothing store*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
