Country Shenanigans

Their reaction

Idk why I wrote this but it's here.
*insert person's name* tells some male CH "
they're pregnant and it's theirs" as a prank.
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Russia: I don't even know you tf-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Germany: I'm single and I don't remember meeting you.
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Kazakhstan:
(He's asleep)
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

China: I'm never going to financially recover from this
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Italy: Ok
Wanna play a card game?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Indonesia: *repenting in muslim*
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours
Canada: Well we're in this together
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Brazil: I can handle it. I have seen worse
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

N.K:
(He doesn't know how to properly socialize)
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Spain: I think the baby came from my dad, not me
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Britain: I already have too many step-children. I don't want any more kids but I can help you if you need it.
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Netherlands:
What?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

England: Hi pregnant, I'm dad
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Ireland: What, WHAT?!
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P/N: *dead*

Third: Wtf happen here?

Imperial: :)

P/N's ghost: It was a prank bro-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Soviet: Have I threatened you before?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

S.E: A fine addition to my collection

P/N:
Excuse me?

Aztec: He means you became another person he impregnated.

P/N: Oh...it was just a prank

S.E: Well, either way.
You're becoming one with my collection

P/N: WTF-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Prussia: *unholy screeching*
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Napoleonic:
Can I train them later to kill Britain-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

G.E: W-What? We have never met before
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

R.E: Surely this child won't kill me again right?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

CSA: Going to be a good dad and get us some more milk. Be right back
(Then he never came back)
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Yugoslavia: Alright, I'll take responsibility
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Austria: Say what now?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours
EU:
Ew
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

ASEAN: I'm not ready to handle it
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

UN: Sorry but I can't reproduce. So it's not my kid
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

NATO: I'm a robot.
How-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Thailand: Excuse me?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Finland: What do you want me to do with it?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours-

Sweden: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Egypt: Uh yay?
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Morocco: I'm going to hell...
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Philippines: Please no
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Saudi Arabia: I don't do haram.
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P/N: Im pregnant and it's yours

Katipunan: I have a wife-
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Iran: Good luck with that I don't even know you.
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P/N; I'm pregnant and it's yours

Turkey:
(Someone accidentally brought an actual Turkey instead of him)
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P/N: I'm pregnant and it's yours

Ottoman Empire: *was too stunned to speak*
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P/N: Im pregnant and it's yours

Roman Empire: How original.