Mary Eddies

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*before all of the colonization and such*
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Mary Eddies: *exist*

R.E:
Smash

G.E: Bitch. She's mine, not yours!

B.E/England: Please, it's clear that woman is mine.

R.E: B.E fuck off!

*arguing*

Mary:
I literally have Demon eyes how do you find that attractive?

Them: Yes

Mary:
How did I attracted three empires at once?

B.E: Okay maybe instead of fighting over her how about we take turns?

R.E and G.E:
Yeah that works.

Mary: I don't think you can take turns in a relationshi-

Mary Eddies's ghost: And that's how I ended up getting stuck in a foursome relationship.
And later gave birth to my sweet children children over there

???: One of them almost started a nuclear world war, the middle child is a fucking war criminal while the youngest is beating someone up since they somehow burnt cereal.

Mary Eddies:
Children am I right?

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