*before all of the colonization and such*
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Mary Eddies: *exist*
R.E:
Smash
G.E: Bitch. She's mine, not yours!
B.E/England: Please, it's clear that woman is mine.
R.E: B.E fuck off!
*arguing*
Mary:
I literally have Demon eyes how do you find that attractive?
Them: Yes
Mary:
How did I attracted three empires at once?
B.E: Okay maybe instead of fighting over her how about we take turns?
R.E and G.E:
Yeah that works.
Mary: I don't think you can take turns in a relationshi-
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Mary Eddies's ghost: And that's how I ended up getting stuck in a foursome relationship.
And later gave birth to my sweet children children over there
???: One of them almost started a nuclear world war, the middle child is a fucking war criminal while the youngest is beating someone up since they somehow burnt cereal.
Mary Eddies:
Children am I right?
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
