*Meme version on how Tsarita and Soviet met*
*in 7th grade*
(Soviet has terrible social skills since he's an extreme introvert)
(Why do I relate to this-)
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Tsarita: Oh I'm sorry are you sitting here?
Soviet: yeah
Tsarita: Oh don't worry I'll leave
Soviet: thanks
Tsarita: You want me to stay?
Soviet: no
Tsarita: No one ever wants to sit next to me
Soviet: me neither
Tsarita: Okay. Thanks!
Soviet: okay
Tsarita: Yeah I do think we have the same math class
Soviet: i don't think we do
Tsarita: Mr. Robinson?
Soviet: nope
Tsarita: I know right, he has the weirdest hair
Soviet: i've never seen that man in my life
Tsarita: oh
Soviet: what's on your wrist?
Tsarita: What's on my wrist?
Soviet: yeah
Tsarita: Oh it's a friendship bracelet
Soviet: for who?
Tsarita: Who's the other friend?
Soviet: yeah
Tsarita: I don't have one..
I made two but they're like...
For my future friend
Soviet: that's pathetic
(Soviet stfu. You don't have any)
Tsarita: Want to hang out some time?
Soviet: no
Tsarita: Really?!
Soviet: no I don't
Tsarita: I would love that!
Soviet: i said i'll pass
Tsarita: Oh well that's the bell
Hey um...
Thanks for sitting with me
Soviet: bye
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Later
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Soviet realizing something at 3:00 A.M: Holy shit
She actually wanted to be my friend-
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Later in the future
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Soviet: And kids that is how I met your mother
Young!Russia: I just wanted a bedtime story.
Young!Ukraine: Dad you suck at socializing. You claim that you are a "Socialist" but you can't socialize with anyone.
Tsarita: He will get better at it
Soviet: *Ukraine, this is why you're my least favorite step-child*
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