A Socialist who is not Social

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*Meme version on how Tsarita and Soviet met*
*in 7th grade*
(Soviet has terrible social skills since he's an extreme introvert)
(Why do I relate to this-)
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Tsarita: Oh I'm sorry are you sitting here?

Soviet: yeah

Tsarita: Oh don't worry I'll leave

Soviet: thanks

Tsarita: You want me to stay?

Soviet: no

Tsarita: No one ever wants to sit next to me

Soviet: me neither

Tsarita: Okay. Thanks!

Soviet: okay

Tsarita: Yeah I do think we have the same math class

Soviet: i don't think we do

Tsarita: Mr. Robinson?

Soviet: nope

Tsarita: I know right, he has the weirdest hair

Soviet: i've never seen that man in my life

Tsarita: oh

Soviet: what's on your wrist?

Tsarita: What's on my wrist?

Soviet: yeah

Tsarita: Oh it's a friendship bracelet

Soviet: for who?

Tsarita: Who's the other friend?

Soviet: yeah

Tsarita: I don't have one..
I made two but they're like...
For my future friend

Soviet: that's pathetic
(Soviet stfu. You don't have any)

Tsarita: Want to hang out some time?

Soviet: no

Tsarita: Really?!

Soviet: no I don't

Tsarita: I would love that!

Soviet: i said i'll pass

Tsarita: Oh well that's the bell
Hey um...
Thanks for sitting with me

Soviet: bye
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Later
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Soviet realizing something at 3:00 A.M: Holy shit
She actually wanted to be my friend-
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Later in the future
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Soviet: And kids that is how I met your mother

Young!Russia: I just wanted a bedtime story.

Young!Ukraine: Dad you suck at socializing. You claim that you are a "Socialist" but you can't socialize with anyone.

Tsarita: He will get better at it

Soviet: *Ukraine, this is why you're my least favorite step-child*

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