You Better Listen!!

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*Volacall gets thrown at Xenoprise*

Imperial who threw him: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR STUPID WAR CRIMINAL DID?!
When we were eating Milanesas with fries (for an odd reason) and every two minutes he added "salt!"
And it was weird. It tasted like sweet potato.
And Third asked "did you add sweet potato?"

*Third is dead in a corner*

Imperial: And Volacall said "No~!"
And every two minutes he added
saLT
SaLt
SALT!
SALT!!!
He was going to poison us!
AND WHEN WE FINISHED EATING HE SAID
"Did you guys really like French fries with
SUGGGGAAAAAR!!!"
HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT!!!
AND YOU'RE KEEPING HIS ASS CAUSE WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH HIM!

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