(Let's say they decided to date)
*Germany and Poland are getting married*
Vatican: I now announce you, husband and wif-
Third: HE CHEATED ON YOU!!
H.R.E who wants Ger and Pol to get married: WHO SAID THAT?
Who said that?
*Third acting innocent*
Vatican: ...
I now pronounce you, husband and wif-
Commonwealth teaming up with the Germans: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER (Lithuania)!
H.R.E: WHO SAID THAT?!
*CommonWealth acting innocent*
H.R.E: Who said that?!
Vatican: I now pronounce you, husband and wi-
G.E: HIS HAIRLINE IS RECEDING!!
Vatican sick and tired from the interruptions: AHHHHHHHH
*disappears*
H.R.E: COME HERE YOU FOUR LITTLE DEMONS OF SATAN!
Prussia: OUR GOAL IS DONE.
RUN!
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Commonwealth on social media: Just teamed up with my enemies to ruin our children's wedding and feeling proud of myself.
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
