Country Shenanigans

Sibling Shenanigans | 1

What if..the BTS were raised together
Idk but this is just gonna be for sh*ts and giggles
TAGE is a fusion between B.E/England, G.E and R.E.
(Tsar-Anglo Germanic Empire)
They did this so that they can have a kid with Mary.
Three times.
Basically sibling moments.
—
TAGE: Soviet can you do the dishes?

Soviet: I just put one dish in-

TAGE: Did I stutter?

Soviet: Are you serious?
-
TAGE: WHO TF ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

Third: I'm your son.

TAGE: Oh. I forgot

*this will totally not cause WW2*
-
*Britain just walking into the kitchen*

TAGE: Do you need anything?
I can get it for you!

Britain: I can do stuff myself you know.
—
*vase breaks*

Soviet: Shit- Third don't you dare tell dad.

Third: I won't

TAGE: *comes home*

Third: VATER GUESS WHO BROKE THE-

Soviet: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Britain: *just trying to read a book*
—
Britain: Where did I come from?

Third: We found you in the dumpster

Soviet: Third stfu, you were also found from the dumpster

TAGE: I found all of your asses in the dumpster
—
Soviet: *saving some food to eat later*

*later*

Soviet:
Where tf did my food go?
Dad, did you eat it?

TAGE: No.

*meanwhile*

Britain: We're so dead if he finds out

Third: We won't if we get rid of it
(They stole his food)
—
TAGE: *scolding Soviet due to him being the oldest*

Britain and Third: *frantically doing chores knowing damn well they're next*
—
Third: *commits a war crime*

TAGE: Do I know him?

Britain: *is currently beating up someone for overcooking macrons*

TAGE: Look at him doing self defense

Soviet: *forgets to do chores for 0.00009 seconds*

TAGE: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE
—
Soviet: I hate you

Third: I hate you too

TAGE: Don't worry they're going to hug it out five minutes later

*a week later*

TAGE: They're going to hug it out..right?

*a month later*

TAGE:
Yeah they're not going to hug it out.
—
Soviet: DAD IM TELLING YOU
BRIT ATE ALL OF THE COOKIES!

Britain: I DIDN'T!

TAGE: Hmm. One out of three of us did.

Third in the background putting away the empty cookie jar: *was actually the one who ate all*

Soviet and Britain now realizing it was Third: DAD IT WAS THIRD WHO ATE IT

TAGE: Third? Is he your friend or...

Britain: HE'S YOUR SON

TAGE: THIRD GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Third: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME?!
—
The three: *starts complaining about TAGE's dad jokes*

TAGE: I only made three dad jokes my entire life and they're all in this house with me

The three: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

Portugese Empire: Holy shit you fucking killed them dude.
—
TAGE: Third, can you explain why you hit your brothers?

Third: It was just a tap-

Soviet: Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed and my left eye is missing.

Britain: *is currently acting dead*
—
*the house is a mess due to them fighting but they have to explain this to their dad*

Britain: It can't be easy

*they explain*

TAGE: It's okay. Let's go out to eat

Soviet:
Something is off I can feel it-

*They're currently on the sidewalk as TAGE drives off*

Third:
It wasn't easy

*later*

TAGE: Finally
Some peace for once
—
Britain and France: *being forced into a marriage*

Napoleonic:
You want to make their lives more miserable?

Third: No

Napoleonic: Don't you hate him?

Soviet: We hate Britain but we hate French people more.
Especially you.
—
Britain: *gets a PS5 for christmas*
Let's go!

Soviet and Third:

Soviet: Resort to Communism?

Third: Resort to communism

Britain: Fuck off this is MINE PS5!

Soviet: You mean
"OUR" PS5?