Country Shenanigans

Fusion Trouble + Story

*Small Spoiler on a story*
Lawrence kidnaps and fuses your local Bri'ish, communist and war criminal, refuses to elaborate any further, leaves but gets killed.
(AND NO THIS IS NOT A SHIP)
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USBR (Fusion between the three dads | United Socialist British Reich): Everyone around me tells me I sound like Britain, Soviet and Third.
...
Probably because
I AM THEM DUE TO THIS IDIOT
*points at Lawrence, your local crazy scientist*
FUSING US SO
SHUT UP!
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UN: *the tallest person in the town*

USBR who is taller: I can finally say this.

UN: Don't you dare-

USBR: Shortie

UN: I hate all three of you.
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Lawrence: So, what will happen if you would to push someone into a meat grinder?

Worker: Why are you even asking us thi-

*chainsaw noises*

Lawrence: Is that a chainsaw I'm hearing?

USBR who is standing next to the dead worker's body covered in blood and holding a chainsaw: No it's a tool that can cut down trees while making loud noise and I simply touched the man with it.
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Worker: Sir we got the fusion restrained!

Lawrence: Did you get all of his arms?!

Worker: I thought he only had two

USBR: Bitch you fused us together, meaning we have six arms.
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America: So apparently we just found out that having USBR drive a car is a bad idea.
One is that my dad has terrible road rage.
Two, Soviet somehow carrying a dangerous weapon in that ushaka of his.
Three, Third being bloodthirsty.
And four, what is happening right is the fusion of the three currently trying to murder a driver with a chainsaw.
...
And that is excluding the fact they can turn into this bear-black eagle dragon creature.
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UN: Let me see what you have!

USBR: A CHAINSAW!
*runs away*

UN: NO!

France: Oh my gosh why do they have a chainsaw- Imperial what the fuck are you doing?!

Imperial being depressed in the corner: none of your business.
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The Bear, The Eagle and The Dragon
(This is the part where they get fused)
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"The fuck?!"

That was the first thing the British country thought when he found himself hanging upside down.
All he remembers was him being at an event for the 41st anniversary of CH being declared extinct and the 60th anniversary of the town, him getting something, a man appeared out of nowhere and attempted to attack him, someone from the behind getting a damp napkin over his mouth and getting pulled away before everything went black.
Now he finds himself hanging upside down, slowly spinning.

An anniversary that involved him getting kidnapped.
Just great.
What else is going to happen?

"Looks like somebody is finally awake." A monotones voice was heard right next to him.

"Out of all countries, you got kidnapped." Britain instantly knew who voice it was.

Somehow, Third got kidnapped and was hanging upside down with him.
He was the first one awake and had been up for the past five minutes.

"It's not my fault that some fucker hit me with their van and knocked me out." The German defended himself.

"How did an van even hit you in the first place? The event was happening inside of a building."

"I saw some people dragging some person to a van through one of the windows. Since your wife was annoying the fuck out of me to find your ass, I assumed it was you who was getting dragged. When I went to where the van was at, it wasn't there and you should know what happen." Third explained on how he ended up in this situation, "Now what's your story that brought your ass here?"