S!Poland/America/Third: *exist*
Poland/America/Third: You're a fucking disappointment.
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Okay rant time.
Why the fuck do people make Poland, America AND ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING ROACH INTO GAY SOFTIES THAT CAN'T EVEN HURT A DAMN FLY?!
Seriously!
The amount of pictures or stories of them is annoying and concerning.
1. Poland and Third are both homophobic so making them gay is completely the wrong idea.
2. America is the number one superpower. She or He can easily defend themselves but yet people make them rely on their "ruski Senpai UwU" to defend them.
3. In the entirety of Polish history, they went through a lot. They fought for their independence and had a lot of their population killed while doing so and yet people are making her into a softie that needs "niemcy UwU" to protect them. Sure in my AU, Poland may dress herself to look soft but she will break arms (possibly legs) if she wants to. Oh and stab. She will stab them as well.
4. You have seen the terrible devastation the Third Reich's armies have brought when they invaded. So making a Third a softie that relies on their "Soviet UwU" or whatever the country is shipped with to protect them is completely inaccurate. I'm going to say this but it's most likely Third can fend off attacks and will be just fine (if he doesn't get to cocky). And no this is not for support of the Roach. Another thing about this softie trope is that I feel like it makes the roach look innocent despite all of the horrible actions they committed.
The softie trope is just overrated in my opinion but I can't stop or convince people to stop using it so.
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