America throwing acorns at someone: OUT OF MY WAY
Canada: Why is she like this right now
Russia: She is upset from last night during a late night hangout. I kept beating her-
Canada: *gasp*
No wonder why I heard her screaming your name at night-
America: WTF WHY
Russia: EW THAT'S DISGUSTING!
America: CANADA WHY?!
Russia: Why are people ALWAYS assuming we're fucking or dating?!
I kept beating her in Mario Kart.. wtf is wrong with you?!
America is your brother always like this?!
America: Unfortunately yes.
Now I'm going to tell dad about your "website-"
Canada: I'll pay you $100 for you to stfu about it.
America: Get me a PS5 and the $100 then I will.
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Few days later
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Canada: *minding his business*
Britain: CANADA WE NEED TO TALK!!
Canada who gave her the PS5: AMERICA YOU LYING BI-
America: I didn't tell him!
Canada: THEN WHO?!
Soviet's ghost who gave Britain the note about Canada's secret: You really thought you can get away with saying that?
Canada: WHAT THE FUCK
America: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE SOV!
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
