Country Shenanigans

Some British Moments

Britain: People think all British people do is drink tea, eat crumpets and talk about Harry Potter all day
It ain't true
WE SIT IN CUNTING TRAFFIC
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Britain: Ooo look at me I'm a normal country
I sells cars
*in traffic*
WHEN I CAN'T FAWKING DRIVE 'EM THOUGH
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France: There's no traffic and the light is green

Britain: Can't

France: Why?

Britain: 'IT'S A FAWKING LEARNER
COME ON!
GOO
*the learner starts driving*
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Britain: Here's a good joke
What's worse than being stuck behind a learner driver?
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BEING STUCK BEHIND TWO OF THE SELFISH PRICKS
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The true reason on why the Germans gave up on invading Britain
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Britain: I want to wish you luck

Third:
On what? Invading you?

Britain: No
I meant on FINDING A FAWKING EMPTY ROAD CAUSE THEY'RE ALL FULL WITH TRAFFIC AND SELFISH PRICKS (beginner drivers) IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
CUZ I SIT THERE FOR HOURS BARELY MOVING DUE TO 'EM!
"Oh we sell cars" WELL WE CAN'T FAWKING DRIVE THEM DUE TO ALL OF THE SHET!

*more ranting*

Third: *slowly backs away*

Britain: EVEN WALKING IS NOT SAFE SINCE SOME WANKER IS GONNA SHANK YA.
BY THE TIME YOU REACH LONDON, EVERYONE IN THAT DIVISION IS GOING TO BE BLEEDING FROM ALL THE STAB WOUNDS THAT SOME WANKER WITH A KNIFE CAUSED
*more ranting*

Third: Yeah I'm just going to abandon this mission.
How did Roman Empire deal with all of this?

Roman Empire's ghost: That's the neat part. I didn't
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Britain: *being normal in front of his family*

Also Britain with other Europeans: *basically the Florida man of Europe*
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Argentina: I have an island since it's closer to me

England: What type of sh*t am I hearing?
THAT'S MY ISLAND

Argentina: FALKSLAND IS ACROSS THE WORLD IT'S NOT YOURS-
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Egypt: Where is my dad's artifact collection?

England: Well it's gone! It's gone! It's gone!✨~
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France: British people be like

Britain: It's chewsday innt?
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France: British people watching Spider-Man be like

Britain: Peta Paka

France: *struggling to not laugh*
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France: British people getting mad be like

Britain: Are you facken schewpid?!

The other four: *kettle wheezing*
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France: British people getting stabbed be like

Britain who was "poked" by a knife by Napoleon: Oit there mate
A bit rude to put a knoife in me CHEST innt?!

Napoleonic: *trying not to laugh but does so anyway*
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*food is burnt*

Britain: WHO THE FAWK BURNT THE FOOD?!

*everyone scrambling to get out of the building*

Britain: WHERE THE FAWK DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
I'M NOT DONE WITH YOUR ARSES YET!