Country Shenanigans

Nobody likes Volacall

Edit 8/11/25: I mixed PLC (Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth) with the Communist Party of Indonesia 😭🙏

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Volacall: Hello fellow dead racist, war criminal or terrorist countries.

G.E: Let's see what you di-
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You committed the same war crimes as the WW2 axis did but 2x worse and- wait wait.
You also did it to your own people as well?!

Volacall: Uh yea?

A.H talking to a wall since she's blind: What was your reason.

G.E: Liebe you're talking to a wall.

*G.E turns A.H around so that she's facing Volacall*

A.H: What was your reason?

Volacall:
Do I have to give a reason?

O.E (Ottoman Empire): Did they try causing riots?

CSA: Different colors of race?

Third: Different views of what you see and was an different religion?

Imperial: Different from you?

Soviet: Opposing you?

Volacall: Uh...

CPI (communist party of Indonesia): He's giving me vibes he did it for shits and giggles.

Volacall: Pretty much.

Fascist: So you just felt like killing them?

Volacall: Didn't you guys also killed people?
Like a lot of them?

G.E: We all had reasons to but we didn't kill them for shits and giggles.
Imperial is questionable.
So there has to be a reason

Volacall: I just felt like it.
I even did it to some of my top generals and to citizens that were loyal or haven't committed any crimes if I get bored.
Even if they were not a different race, religion, political pov, and etc, I just felt like killing them.

Soviet: So basically you're like me since I killed some of my generals and citizens for reasons but not for shits and giggles.

Volacall: Also does replacing the Netflix account password, Wifi password and replacing salt with sugar on French fries count?

Them:

A.H facing the wall again: This guy is worse than us all combined.

Imperial: You're hearing this from a person who bites ice cream as a way to eat ice cream.
That's messed up.

CSA: I thought Imperial was the insane one.

Volacall: Am I able to stay or...

Third:
Get the fuck out.

Volacall: Did I messed up things so bad that you guys don't want me here?

Soviet: You did so much fuck up things that we don't want you here.
You make me and everyone look like your classic war criminals that have some moral.

Volacall: I also use orange juice to dip my Oreos in-

Them: GET THE FUCK OUT!

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Volacall: Now that I'm out of hell, surely I can go to heaven-

Heaven: Aw heck naw. We're definitely not accepting you.
Earth doesn't want you and so does hell so..
Backrooms it is.

Backrooms: We're not taking him.

Heaven:
What should we do with him?

Backrooms: Send him to a void.

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Volacall: This is stupid.