Russia: *takes Germany's glasses*
Germany: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Russia: I'M TRYING TELL IF YOU CAN SEE WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES!
Germany: GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES!
Russia: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU CAN SEE FIRST!
Germany: I'M OBVIOUSLY LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU
*is actually facing a chair*
Russia: B-But you're not..
Germany: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!
Russia: Now you're yelling at a chair...
Germany: *starts fighting the chair*
Russia: You want to talk about this?
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America from the distance: I feel like they are gonna start becoming like their fathers.
Poland: Yep. I should be prepared this time.
America:
where did you get that?
Poland who is causally holding an Death Star: From the black market.
America: But that mf is gonna kill the entire planet
Poland: I'm aware of that
If I'm going down
I'm bringing everyone asses with me
YOU ARE READING
Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
