???: You guys are monsters!
America: What?
No. We're not
???: You killed all of my men!
*points at the pile of dead knights*
America: That wasn't us.
???: What about those two?!
*points at Britain and France that are guarding a door*
America: It wasn't them either.
???: Then how come you're commanding everyone as if you're the queen of this place!
America: What? No...
I'm not trying to rule over.
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America: Now. Release the war criminals.
*Britain and France opens the door*
???: The what now-
*gets viciously jumped by onion, Roach, Imperial, Fascist and Yugoslavia (yes they also committed war crimes as well)*
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Bonus
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Britain: How did this man get here?
Third and Imperial: *coughs*
Fascist: Well you see...
*Dhar Mann music plays*
YOU ARE READING
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