Y/N: And now the judge will choose the winner
Franz (Third): I can't decide
They're all cute and they're mine now
Employee: What?
Sir this is a sanctuary-
*sees that some dogs are gone*
Franz running away with the dogs: SO LONG IDIOTS HAHA
—
Later
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Costa Rica: What happen?
Employee: Some German dude stole some dogs
Costa Rica: It was Germany's father. Wasn't it?
*meanwhile*
Germany: What do you have there?
Third with the dogs he stole but is holding a smoothie: A smoothie
Germany: Dad put those dogs back.
Third:
Nein
—
Someone: Ew I don't like dogs
Third:
What did you just say motherfucker?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-
Britain: THIRD DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
France: Soviet get the body bags.
There's going to be another victim.
Soviet: This is the fourth one this week.
AND ITS ONLY MONDAY
—
With cats however
—
Cat: Hey look under there
Third: Under where?
Cat: Ha made you say underwear!
*BREAKING NEWS: German Man Breaks Into House, Shaves the Cat's head and Leaves Without Stealing Anything*
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
