Y/N: And now the judge will choose the winner
Franz (Third): I can't decide
They're all cute and they're mine now
Employee: What?
Sir this is a sanctuary-
*sees that some dogs are gone*
Franz running away with the dogs: SO LONG IDIOTS HAHA
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Later
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Costa Rica: What happen?
Employee: Some German dude stole some dogs
Costa Rica: It was Germany's father. Wasn't it?
*meanwhile*
Germany: What do you have there?
Third with the dogs he stole but is holding a smoothie: A smoothie
Germany: Dad put those dogs back.
Third:
Nein
—
Someone: Ew I don't like dogs
Third:
What did you just say motherfucker?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-
Britain: THIRD DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
France: Soviet get the body bags.
There's going to be another victim.
Soviet: This is the fourth one this week.
AND ITS ONLY MONDAY
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With cats however
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Cat: Hey look under there
Third: Under where?
Cat: Ha made you say underwear!
*BREAKING NEWS: German Man Breaks Into House, Shaves the Cat's head and Leaves Without Stealing Anything*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
