Villager from the new story: I wonder who could be knocking on the door
*opens door*
Spanish Empire: Hello would you like to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?Spain: DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD!
Spanish Empire: IM DOING ANOTHER INQUISITION SHUT UP
Spain: NO! ¡NO ME CUIDO MÁS DE TUS HIJOS! ¡AÚN NECESITAS PAGAR TODAS SUS MANUTENCIÓN INFANTIL!
(NO! I DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN ANYMORE! YOU STILL NEED TO PAY ALL OF YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!)*angry Spanish yelling*
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...