*in the time travel for some reason*
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*Perla locking a raptor in a room*
Perla: I think this should stall it.
Britain: You can't hold a raptor in a room!
They're too smart!
Third: Oh really? How so?
Britain: *points at the door*
*The raptor pushes a newspaper under the door, moves the door a bit, the key falls on the newspaper, retrieves the newspaper with the key, unlocks the door, starts opening the door, and busts door open*
Britain: What did I say? They're too smart!
Spain: You may have us but you'll never get to the Time Machine!
Raptor: I beg to differ.
For you to see, the other raptors and I have built a Time Machine from scratch to get to the modern era.
Once there, I shall lie low and assume all jobs under the name of Mr. Pilkington.
But perhaps I said too much.
*uses the little fancy smoke thingy*
France: I wasn't expecting them to be THAT smart..
Fascists: IT'S BRITISH?!
Imperial: Looks like this is Britain's ancestor.
Britain: Really. You two had to say that...when I'm here.
Soviet: How about we just use their Time Machine.
Commonwealth: Yea. Makes it 10x easier-
Katipunan..are you serious?!
Katipunan holding a weapon: So I was NOT supposed to stab it in their head?
Imperial: How fucking dare you steal my kill
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A/N: Revealing who Imperial kills in the next few chapters
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