(IRL!United We Stand Divided We Fall)
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*Volacall is defeated*
Xenoprise: Well done guys.
We managed to defeat Volacall and that piece of shit is gone now.
Now we d-
What are you guys doing?
*Britain, France, America, China, Third, Imperial and Soviet who already began colonizing Volacall*
Britain: Colonizing the defeated Volacall so we can establish our land and authority here on this planet.
Xenoprise: But we didn't even do an agreement for you guys to do so.
Don't you think it's unfair to the others?
*points at Egypt, Congo, Ukraine, Papua New Guinea, Venezuela and Poland*
Them: No
Xenoprise: Don't you guys already have enough land on earth?
Especially you Soviet and Britain.
Them:
We don't think so.
America: Wouldn't it make sense for us to be here anyway so that we don't have to travel planet to planet all the time?
Xenoprise: Oh yeah that make sense.
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