Country Shenanigans

Nap Time

Ming Dynasty: *doing laundry*

Kid!Qing Dynasty: Mom, can I have a popsicle?

Ming: No, honey, it will spoil your-

Kid!Qing: *rages and throws laundry*

Digital: Hey parents, tired of those out-of-control kids?
Throwing embarrassing tantrums wherever they go. At the grocery store.

Kid!Perla: *throws pencils*

Digital: On the playground. 

Kid!Imperial: *beating up a girl who looked at Third wrong*

Digital: Even the dinner table.

Kid!Katipunan: *rages*

Netherlands: *turns on switch and tries to put Baby!Indonesia in the sink but stops.*

Digital: You had it with parenting, but wait, there is a solution! 

*The titles cuts through Nap Time*

Digital: Introducing Naptime! The latest most effective tool for child tantrums preventions. 

*Cuts through P.E spraying Naptime on the towel*

Digital: It's simple!
Just douse a rag with our patented sleepy time formula, place it over your
*P.E covers Kid!Portugal mouth* child's cry hole, press and hold gently for eight to twelve seconds and presto *cuts through P.E doing laundry while Kid!Portugal is sleeping*,no more tantrums! 

TAGE (Fusion between B.E/England, G.E and R.E): I was beginning to think adoption was the only way out, then a friend of mine introduced me to Nap Time, *cuts through TAGE and Kid!Soviet, Third and Britain who are "asleep"* it's never been so quiet around here!
*Kid!Britain falls off the couch*

Digital: The secret lies in Naptime's revolutionary fast asleep formula, developed by military trained scientist doctors from NASA, Naptime's powerful molecules rushed into the child's brain on contact, gently inducing instant tranquility. 

*cuts through to the Organizations*

USAN:
AU:
EU:
ASEAN:
WHO:
NATO:
UN:
This is chloroform. 

*Cuts to Monarch and F.E's car dropping off Kid!Napoleonic France and Kid!France on the street*

*France is crying while Napoleonic is planning a revolution*

Digital: Already put those wallet draining crap factories out on the street? That's OK! Naptime works in any situation! On the golf course

 *Commonwealth takes down Ottoman*

Digital: An awkward blind date.

Woman: I had a really good time tonight-

*Prussia interrupts her by putting her face with a towel with Naptime spray on it.*

Digital: It even works on pets! 

*Australia wipes Coco's (an pet emu) face with a towel with Naptime on it*

A.E: After we had our first child here, we regretted it almost immediately.

H.E: We didn't know she cried so much! 

A.E: Talk about defective, but thanks to Naptime, our little A.H hasn't made a noise for weeks!
*A.E sprays Naptime on Baby!A.H*
I keep her in a shoe box.

Digital: Call now and we'll send you your very own 24-ounce bottle of naptime solution for only 23 easy payments of $1.99, but wait, there's more! 

*Cuts through Dreamsack title card*

Digital: Act quickly and you'll also receive the all-new Dreamsack, absolutely free! 

*Cuts through the Balkan group siblings with Yugoslavia*

Digital: It's compact and portable for those on-the-go tantrums, just cover it, tighten it *Yugoslavia ies the dreamsack covered by Kid!Serbia*, and forget about it, it's that simple! 

Kid!Serbia: I can't breathe good. 

Digital : So, if this looks familiar...

*Cuts through Woman, S.E and Baby!Spain*

Woman: I feel pregnant. 

S.E: *punches her where the baby is at*

Woman: *dying*

Digital: ...then don't wait! Order today and join the millions of Pangeans who just can't stop saying...

*Fascist closes the trunk while an unknown man is inside*

Fascist: Thanks Naptime. 

America: Thanks Naptime! 

*The democratic and Republican Party along with her states are just unconscious on the floor*

HRE dragging someone to church: Thanks Naptime. 

*cuts to The End*

Digital: Naptime! When they just won't shut up! Naptime is not legal in the following countries: *literal every single country that existed shows up*