*If G.E finds out that I.J has been killing people for his son*
Imperial: The jiggle jiggle skin :)
G.E: WHAT IS THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN?!
Imperial:
✨glizzy✨
G.E: That's it, now you're not dating Third for that
Imperial: GIVE ME HIM NOW-
*disappears*
G.E: I'M NOT LETTING YOU DATE HIM FOR THAT!
Imperial: You're gonna make me scream loud as fuck boy
G.E: YEAH? GUESS I AM
DO IT!
Imperial: grrrr
G.E: GET LOUDER!
CUZ I'M NOT GIVING HIM TO YOU!
Imperial: AAAAAAAAAAAA
(A heart thats)
GIVE HIM TO ME NOWWWWWW
(Full up like)
*inaudible screaming*
GDJSIBCKAGCMAIX
(a landfill)
G.E: GET YOUR STEREOTYPE DAUGHTER ON THE MIC RIGHT NOW!
THERE'S NOTHING-
S/Neko!Japan: meow meow
G.E: ON THIS GOSH DAMN PLANET
(A job that slowly)
THAT'LL MAKE ME-
S/Neko!Japan: meow meow meow OwO
*that Neko later dies*
G.E: LET YOU DATE MY SON!
(kills you)
Imperial: GRRRRKSVFKAGDNWUGXBSHA
G.E: SCREAM
FUCKING SCREAM!
*more inaudible noises*
Third who just appeared: *doesn't even know wtf is going on*
WTF
Imperial: you know what?
G.E: What?!
Imperial: I'M JUST GONNA KIDNAP HIM
G.E: YOU WOULDN'T
*Imperial is gone and so is Third*
*also his island colonies are gone*
G.E: YOU-
*insert Genocide ending from Yandere sim*
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
