*Soviet and Britain are in jail cause they did a bit too much of tomfoolery*
Britain: So, who will we call?
Soviet: Definitely not Third, as if he is going to get us out.
I feel a lot more safer in jail-Third who is also in jail: Well it's a shame that I'm also in jail with you guys.
Soviet: Damn it now I don't feel safe
Britain: What the fuck did you do this time?
Third: I apparently can't breathe or exist within a 20 meter radius near a Anarchist convention
Britain: what convention again?
Third: Apparently the stupid people at the Anarchist convention sent me here cause they know damn well I was about to burn the place down.
Britain:
Soviet:
How about next time you invite us to commit war crimes against them.
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France: Soo...what do you do?Imperial: Cutting people's heads off sounds like a good sport
France:
Well now I know you and my older brother will get along when it comes to cutting people's heads off.
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