Country Shenanigans

FIBTS moments 1

A/N | If you're wondering what I mean by FIBTS, it's a quick little group name of the following countries that I appearently like to torture:
France, Imperial, Britain, Third and Soviet.

Idk why but these five give me the vibes that they will cause a lot of chaos unintentionally or on purpose since these five should not be in a group together.
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Employee: Is there something wrong ma'am?
France: Well not for me but...
They asked for no pickles!
*points to Britain, Soviet, Third, and Imperial*
*all four of them are introverts asses*
Employee: But those are grown-
France who is the extrovert in this cursed group: Did I stutter?
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Y/N: So how did you meet France again?
Britain: Well you see, I was an introvert until she adopted me since she's an extrovert. Which happened in 8th grade.
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What really happen
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England: Wonderful also son you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the English family
So you are now engaged
Congratulations, isn't she charming?
*shows the French Family photo and pointing at France*
Young!Britain: *crying*
England: Oh.
That's an ugly noise, son.
Here how about you cease this female dog crying.
Young!Britain: *still crying*
England: I'm so good at daddying
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Britain: Then after a few years we started dating and eventually got married and "had" five kids. Unfortunately one was killed
Y/N: ...
Also what are they doing here?
*points to Soviet, Third and Imperial*
Britain: They're war criminal introverts who somehow got adopted by France.
Soviet: Please send help.
Third: If you know any other introverts, advise them to run before France adopts them too.
Imperial: If you save us, I'll "admit" the war crimes "I did"
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The four of them: *screaming in fear since they want to spend time to themselves*
*ax goes through door*
France, who is about to drag them to a social party: HERE'S FRANCE!
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The teens (their kids): You really put aside everything and came all the way to us?
How did you even get here so fast?
Them: ...
Britain: 13 violations of traffic laws
France: 3 counts of resisting arrest
Third: Broke two Geneva convention laws somehow
Soviet: That car isn't ours.
Imperial: We ran over some happy couples along the way, so murder as well..
Germany, Japan and Russia: not again...
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Britain: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
France: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Third: I make the dumb stuff 5x worse
Soviet: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Imperial: Didn't we all do dumb stuff?
Fascists, sick and tired of babysitting them: I TRIED TO STOP YOU DUMBFUCKS FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
(And then there's F.I who has to deal with the aftermath)
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*poof they kids now*
Soviet: What are you doing?!
Third: Getting rid of the drugs!
I'm just going to throw it in the stream!
Soviet: It can contaminate the water and all five of us are going to get caught.
Third: Then we can just throw it in the forest.
Britain: That's even worse!
Third: How?!
France: It's an *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* drug!
What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel?!
It'll kill it!
Them:
Britain: Saying that wasn't necessary.
Soviet: Is that how some humans consider themselves animals were created?
Imperial: Then how are we going to get rid of it?
Britain: The same way we get rid of a baby
The other three: Adoption?
Imperial: Abortion?
The other three: ...
Third: Well, I mean, she sorta does have a point
France: Then how the fuck do we abort an drug dumbass?!
Britain: No.
We'll drop it off at the firehouse and act innocent.
Soviet: That's a good plan but what about the source?
Britain: My source is that I made it the fuck up.
*poof they no longer kids and they are now adults*