Iraq: I can finally keep this oi-
Saudi Arabia: Shut your goofy mouth up.
You're gonna summon her if you say that word.
Iraq: What?
Oil?
*distant America noises*
Iran: Get your ass running before I start beating you up-
*Iran was put into the time out corner for five minutes by Saudi Arabia for using naughty language*
America: WHO SAID OIL?!
Yemen not dealing with this: Iraq did. He has some.
Iraq: FUCK YOU YEMEN.
*Iraq becomes oil-less and then he was put into the time out corner by Saudi Arabia for using naughty language*
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
