Country Shenanigans

Some Meme Prompts

*A kid is crying in public*
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Tries to make the kid laugh: K.E and Perla

Tries to play with the kid to calm them down: Qing Dynasty, France, Portugal, Spain, and Yugoslavia

Gives detailed instructions to parents: Katipunan, PLC and Britain

Cries with the child: *none*

Ignores the kid: Soviet, Third and Fascists
(Totally not because they have shitty socializing skills)

Is the reason why the kid is crying: Imperial

Tells the kid to beat the shit out of the person who made them cry: Napoleonic

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When crying you
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Sob loud enough to where *insert religious being* themselves can hear you: Perla

Break the nearest object: Soviet, Yugoslavia, Napoleonic and Katipunan

Immediately try to cope: Qing Dynasty

Use humor to calm down: Portugal

Vent to every being in existence: France

Become a nomad: Fascist and PLC

Merge with the floor: K.E

Die: Third and Imperial

All of the above in order: Britain

"Alexa, play despacito": Spain

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Monopoly
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Will break bones to get the dog piece: Third

Spent the entirety of the game in jail: Fascist and Yugoslavia

Laughs like an evil Villain when someone lands on their property: Imperial, Napoleonic and Qing Dynasty

Is hoarding all the little houses: Spain and Portugal

Using their wad of money as a fan: France

Brings up personal shit during an argument over a property: K.E and PLC

About to flip the board: Britain and most likely Third

Watching from a distance with popcorn: Katipunan and Perla

Isn't playing cause it looks like capitalism: Soviet

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"There are 5 people and 3 chairs. What do you do?"
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Get two more chairs: Britain, France, Spain, Portugal, Katipunan and Perla

Tell them to get their own chairs: Qing Dynasty and K.E

Force them to all sit on the floor: Soviet

Cut each chair in half to make six: *none*

*fucking steals the chairs*: Fascist

Make them FIGHT for their seat: Yugoslavia and PLC

Kill 2: Third

You only need one chair to beat them all with: Napoleonic and Third

Kill 5: Imperial

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Fights in the halls at high school
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!": Spain, Portugal, Commonwealth and Perla

*goes and gets teacher*: *none*

*warns the others a teacher is coming*: Yugoslavia and PLC

Is annoyed that they can't get to their class/locker: Qing Dynasty and K.E

The two dumbasses who are fighting: Soviet and Third

*jumps in to stop it*: Britain and France

*jumps in to join it*: Imperial and Fascists

*Is in detention*: Napoleonic

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When a bag is stuck in a vending machine
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Tries to get snack by sticking their arm in the slot: Perla and K.E

Shakes the vending machine: Yugoslavia, PLC, Fascist, Napoleonic and Katipunan

Punches/kicks the glass: Britain, Third and Imperial

Ask someone for help: Qing Dynasty, France, Spain and Portugal

All in the above in order: Soviet

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*loses another match*
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"Good game!": Spain, France and Portugal

*calmly starts another match*: Katipunan and Perla

"I AIN'T DONE YET YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL. ROUND TWO NOW!": Britain, Third, Soviet and Napoleonic.

*flips the table over*: Yugoslavia and Qing Dynasty

Looks like they're calm but they're screaming so loud that even heaven and hell can hear them: Fascist and PLC

Steals your kidneys in reponse: Imperial

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When making food
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Literally Gordon Ramsey: Britain

Can make basic meals decently: France, Spain, Third, Imperial, Fascist, Yugoslavia, Perla, Katipunan, PLC, Qing Dynasty and K.E

Can bake but not cook: Portugal

Literally banned from the kitchen as they'll fucking catch it on fire or give someone food poisoning to the point where the Gordon Ramsey person is not angry but disappointed and confused: Soviet

Is prohibited from the kitchen just because the Gordon Ramsey person doesn't like them: Napoleonic

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"I eat bees"
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I don't care: France, Perla, Katipunan and Fascists

Why?: K.E, Spain, Portugal and PLC

What do they taste like?: Qing Dynasty

Wtf is actually wrong with you?: Third, Soviet, Britain, Napoleonic and Yugoslavia

Kys *later blocks them*: Imperial
(You have to be way more insane than her for this to happen)

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When they want to kill you
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If it weren't for the law of this land, I would of have slaughtered you: France, Spain, Portugal, K.E and Qing Dynasty

Trust me, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you: Fascist and Yugoslavia

If I weren't to be a holy person, I would beat you up senselessly: PLC

Will kill you in your sleep regardless: Third, Imperial, Soviet, Napoleonic and Britain

Wouldn't kill anyone: Perla