This is for shit and giggles and also to make fun of the typical Y/N tropes
The difference
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S!Y/N - Stereotypical Y/N (they won't represent you)
Y/N - You 🫵 :)
I luv you :3 (Platonically)
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*at high school back then*
T!Fascist: What scores did you guys got on the test?
T!Third: 92%
T!Imperial: 96%
T!Fascist: 90%.
I didn't even study-
*S!Y/N is seen running to the rooftop*
T!Third: Oh no not this again
T!Fascist: What? Who the fuck is she and why does she look like a short rip-off version of Rapunzel with her body portions being so unrealistic?
T!Third: Oh that's Y/N
T!Fascist: This Y/N?
*points to you guys*
T!Imperial: No not the ones who watch us suffer with the author's shenanigans.
We're talking about the stereotypical Y/N who is exactly how you described her.
Oddly this Y/N is always female as the other Y/N are non-existent.
Right now she's running to the roof top to scream Fight Song on the top of their lungs.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be pushing them off the roof to get them to shut up.
T!Fascist: Then you'll get arrested.
T!Third: Please, even the cops don't want to deal with them. Besides she can't die. She's the typical Mary sue.
*hears fight song music playing*
T!Third: Oh.
There she goes.
*meanwhile*
S!Y/N: THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG~~!
France:
It's seven in the FUCKING MORNING!
T!PLC: Do they even go to this school?
T!Spain: No I believe
T!Soviet:
Should I tell them to jump?
It's S!Y/N again.
T!Yugoslavia: Ask them to do a flip then yeah.
T!Britain: Please do.
S!Y/N: MY POWERS' TURN ON-
*gets interrupted as she gets pushed off the building*
T!Imperial who pushed her: Pangea sake JUST SHUT UP
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S!Y/N's parents: Honey, I had to sell you to *insert character* to pay our debt.
They're your new owners
Benin: Sold?!
Cameroon: OWNERS?!
(I'm very sorry but there are cases where S!Y/N's parents just sells the reader to their lover 💀)
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S!Y/N: What are they doing?!
France: Them?
*points at Third and Soviet arguing over something stupid*
France: Oh they're just doing their daily argument, pay no attention to them.
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