The moment some of us has been waiting for
The CH origins, in this AU perhaps.
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There is an unknown entity called "The Realm."
Its body is made up of dark indestructible matter.
Its true height and what its body looks like is unknown as only the head and the arms are two hundred feet long.
The hands are all skinny and pointy.It's height is about six stories tall but that is only when it's sitting.
For its head, it has eight pure white dotted eyes with zero mouth and only that portion of its body is seen.
There seems to be a cloak draped around its head.
Those who have witnessed this entity weren't able to tell its tale because...
They were turned into CH.The Realm or Realm for short is responsible for creating the CH.
Every CH to exist was once an average person on Earth.
They were just like anyone else.
They had a job, family, friends, etc.
Until one day they were chosen.
On Earth, there was a mass murder and disappearances around the globe.
The total casualties were *Yea no I'm not searching up how many countries, empires, kingdoms etc existed.*Before they were sent to Pangea (Alt. Earth) they had different relationships with each other.
Let's use the parents that had children for example.
Netherlands, Belgium and Switzerland aren't involved in this.Their human forms have the same eye color and physical form as their previous selves.
However, their hair, hair color and height have been altered.
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Let's go over the relationships between them that they have in Pangea.
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Spain, Portugal, Britain, and France are friends.
Katipunan, Perla and Commonwealth are acquaintances with the four alive parents.
The axis is pretty self explanatory.
Britain and France are married.
Spain and Portugal are married.
The two idiots (I.J and T.R) are dating unfortunately.
Soviet is frenemies or acquaintances with France and Britain.
Fascists is more of a frenemy type of aquanites to most of them besides Third and Imperial.
France, Britain and Soviet are frenemies with Third and Imperial. (Because they were forced to)
Soviet and Third can tolerate each other's existence.
Britain, Soviet and Third are step brothers
Yugoslavia is just there but is friends with Soviet.
Korea and Qing Dynasty are there but they hate Imperial.
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Now let's go to what their relationship was before they were sent here
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They were actually an adult group of friends.
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David Wilson (Britain before) was a culinary arts director.
Jean Olivier (France before) was a Junior teacher.
Gunther Fritz (Third before) was a security guard for a museum.
Yuna-Rya Nagisama (Imperial before) was a business worker.
Andrei Lev (Soviet before) was a hockey coach.
Angelo Marco (Fascist before) was preparing to get hire for an illustration job
Bazyli Jan (Commonwealth before) was a photographer
Diwatta Juan (Perla before) and Crisanto Alma (Katipuan before) didn't had a job yet
Miguel Jorge (Spain before) was a technician.
Ana Palio (Portugal before) was applying to work at the bank.
Dejan Vuk (Yugoslavia) was a manager of a store
Bao-Feng (Qing Dynasty) was applying to become an train operator
Areum-Chui (Korea) was a manager of a café shop.On the time they had a day off, they would usually hang out and they got along with each other pretty well.
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This means that they were actually nice to each other. The group often find Andrei and Gunther non-biological brothers.
(😱😱😱THEY WERE NICE TO EACH OTHER?!)
Areum and Yuna also got along.However, none of them were dating anyone besides Bazyli who was engaged with an unknown woman.
But things didn't last long as one by one, they started to mysteriously disappear.
Their corpses will be found with the flag that they'll turn into.
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Deaths in Order
1 is the first to die and the
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1. Bazyli accidentally fell off a cliff whilst taking photos. The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth flag was found on him. A white Eagle was found dead near him.
2. Dejan was killed during a robbery after saving an employee. The Yugoslavia flag was found in his pocket suddenly.
3. Areum was killed after something poisoned her drink. The Korea flag, more similar to the South Korea flag was found on her.
4. Bao-Feng was killed by an illness. The Qing Dynasty flag was found on him. Strangely a deer with its tail replaced by a crocodile's tail with some fur at the end was found dead on his grave.
5. Diwatta fell into a crocodile exhibit after some idiots were goofing around and knocked her over. An unknown flag was found on her (Perla's flag).
6. Crisanto was stung by a Box Jellyfish and died at the ER. The Katipunan flag was found in his pocket. A Philippine Eagle was unexpectedly found dead on his grave.
7. Miguel had his lower torso crushed by a car since the things holding it up gave out. The Spanish flag appeared on him moments before he died.
8. Ana sacrificed herself by saving a kid from a burning building and died from smoke inhalation and 3rd degree burns. The Portuguese Flag was imprinted into her skin in one of the 3rd degree burns.
9. Angelo was found hanging upside down with visible signs of stress and bruises all over his body. A Fascist Italy Flag was found lying beneath his head. There were no records of him being a fascist. There was also a dead dove laying beneath him.
10. Andrei froze to death whilst in a cabin for a vacation but there was no signs of him being outside and a blizzard. A Soviet Union flag was laying on him but there were no records of him being a communist. There was also a dead bear outside of the cabin.
11. Yuna was hit by truck-kun on her way to work. At the examination table, the Imperial Japanese flag appeared on her but the camera footage didn't show anyone placing it down on her.
12. Gunther was found stabbed four times and shot in the head from a burglar in the WW2 section of the museum, who was later arrested. The Third Reich flag was on him but there weren't any records of him being a neo-n@zi or anti-Semitic.
13. Jean, she was shot during a school shooting by lying to the shooter of where her students were at by saying they were in the the MPR when they were actually hiding in the counters. The French flag appeared on her on the examination table.
14. David was hit by a train whilst saving a girl who was knocked over by some idiots messing around again. The British Flag soon appeared on him once the ambulance arrived.
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After they died separately, they each saw Realm.
Realm had also put them into clothing that their country part will wear.
Andrei, Gunther, Yuna and Angelo immediately disliked what country they were going to become and tried to deny it.
However Realm got frustrated so they made the "shadow monster" version of their country to tackle them and become one with them to get it done and over with.
Realm turned them into these voodoo dolls.
David was the last one in the group to see them in their doll states.
David just accepted his fate even though his new life will be completely different and it would be less likely the friends he knows will be completely different or he won't even see them.
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The Realm then got rid of all of their memories.
Their family.
Their names.
Their birthdays.
Everything.
Wiped out from existence.
The Realm then keeps them stored into the dolls until it was the correct time to put them into Pangea.
Realm just needs to wait for "their parents" to reach adulthood and they get someone (male) or they get pregnant (female) before they bring them to Pangea.
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Before someone becomes a victim to Realm, the person will suffer hallucinations of historical events that happen to the country they will turn into.
Such as walking by a mirror and seeing yourselves in an outfit from said country in said time.
Other signs are something whispering in your ear, having the feeling someone is watching, "seeing" a giant skeleton shadow hand reach towards you or feel like it's coming behind you, seeing yourself as a CH, sudden personality changes and mood swings. And of course the classics, increased paranoia.
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A example of this is...
Let's use Gunther.He was the most chill in the group but after Andrei died, he began suffering these symptoms aka he was next. He became more hot-headed and would lash out at times. It was like he couldn't control his emotions anymore and something or someone else was controlling them.
So he distanced himself from David and Jean to avoid damaging their remaining friendship. Occasionally some words against Jews or the LGTBQ would accidentally slip out of his mouth even though he supports them.
He began thinking something was causing him to be like this and was trying to damage relationships.
Strangely, he was starting to think Yuna was more of a friend before Truck-Kun got her out of nowhere.
A few weeks after Andrei and Yuna's deaths, he began suffering from the hallucinations that Realm set up as a way of saying: Hey. You're gonna die soon lol.
He would always see that he was in a no-no German suit in the mirror reflection whenever he was about to go on his night shift. When he blinks or breaks the mirror, it's gone.
Now he's finding tiny flags of the Third Reich in random spots. He burns them of course.When he sleeps, he keeps hearing something whispering in German:
"Haben Sie das Gefühl, dass jeder Zentimeter Ihres Körpers verkohlt ist?
Was ist mit deinem Herzen passiert?
Hast du das Gefühl, dass du auseinanderfallen wirst?
Nochmal?
Nochmal?
Du brennst. Ein brennender, weinender Lügner. Und sie kommen nie wieder zurück.
Du hättest dich nicht an sie binden sollen."Another thing is that he completely understood what the voices were saying even know he doesn't know how to speak German well.
This goes on until he dies and encounters Realm.
He denies in becoming the personification of the Roach but Realm has the shadow monster tackle him to become one.
To sum up the way he went, just listen to "Again" [ARAKI] verison.
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There is a chance, if Realm decided to make two countries a couple but the two people who they plan to make into those said countries, when one of them dies, the alive one will start to get flustered upon thinking about them.
For example, David suddenly just started to get flustered when thinking about Jean even though she died.
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A weird occurrence is when two souls fuse into one.
The two souls were twin sisters. The younger one was jealous of the older one so the younger one killed her twin and pretended to be her.
Realm then said: You know what? I'm making you two become A.H
And then they were turned into A.H
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Roman Empire's death was caused by the Realm.
Roman Empire was slowly starting to figure out his previous self and that he was once human in another world.
However, Realm did not like this so it killed him by giving him the Collapse disease and getting rid of all of his research.
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The Realm is currently resting as there are no new countries that have been made.
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