Ethiopia: Bro have you seen the world record egg?
*shows an normal picture of an egg*
Liberia: What's the big deal?
Ethiopia: Dude it got more likes than Kylie Jennifer's baby-
Entirely of Europe: What are you dorks looking at?
Liberia tossing the phone behind his back: Nothing-
Ethiopia: What do you want *many European countries*?
Europe: You know the drill
Liberia: *casually brings an drill out from backpack*
Ethiopia: No not today.
Europe: Are you joking right now?
Ethiopia somehow in a suit: Do I look like I'm joking right now?
Liberia: Guys how about we just take a chill pill-
*Chill pills get slapped away*
Europe: No
Bring it on!
Ethiopia: You're messing with the wrong guy!
Europe country1: Hold on let me see
*opens laptop and sees it's the wrong dude*
Oh yeah.
That's the wrong guy
*looks over to Rest of Africa/Israel/Poland who is peacefully minding their own business*
Europe: Let's get them
*Rest of Africa/Israel/Poland brutally gets beaten up*
Ethiopia: oooof...
*Rest of Africa gets kidnapped by multiple Europeans, Poland gets kidnapped by the Germans AGAIN as Israel is getting transported to an hospital*
AU: Ethiopia, Liberia. Come here!
Ethiopia and Liberia: AU?
AU: I need you two to follow me
Liberia: Are we in trouble?
Ethiopia: Where are we going?
AU: I can't tell you.
Top secret.
*tense music*
*A van pulls up as the two of them enter*
AU: We're on our way.
*super weird security accessing bLaH blah blah*
AU: We're approaching.
*In a weird room*
AU: We're here.
*a chair turns around revealing an egg*
Ethiopia: Oh my goodness it's the world record egg-
*Liberia cracks the egg open and starts cooking it*
Liberia: What?
Ethiopia: You just broke the world record egg-
Wait...
You broke the world record egg!
AU: Here's your reward
*hands over the New Guinea prize of World Record egg*
Liberia: Oh thanks
YOU ARE READING
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
