Ethiopia: Bro have you seen the world record egg?
*shows an normal picture of an egg*
Liberia: What's the big deal?
Ethiopia: Dude it got more likes than Kylie Jennifer's baby-
Entirely of Europe: What are you dorks looking at?
Liberia tossing the phone behind his back: Nothing-
Ethiopia: What do you want *many European countries*?
Europe: You know the drill
Liberia: *casually brings an drill out from backpack*
Ethiopia: No not today.
Europe: Are you joking right now?
Ethiopia somehow in a suit: Do I look like I'm joking right now?
Liberia: Guys how about we just take a chill pill-
*Chill pills get slapped away*
Europe: No
Bring it on!
Ethiopia: You're messing with the wrong guy!
Europe country1: Hold on let me see
*opens laptop and sees it's the wrong dude*
Oh yeah.
That's the wrong guy
*looks over to Rest of Africa/Israel/Poland who is peacefully minding their own business*
Europe: Let's get them
*Rest of Africa/Israel/Poland brutally gets beaten up*
Ethiopia: oooof...
*Rest of Africa gets kidnapped by multiple Europeans, Poland gets kidnapped by the Germans AGAIN as Israel is getting transported to an hospital*
AU: Ethiopia, Liberia. Come here!
Ethiopia and Liberia: AU?
AU: I need you two to follow me
Liberia: Are we in trouble?
Ethiopia: Where are we going?
AU: I can't tell you.
Top secret.
*tense music*
*A van pulls up as the two of them enter*
AU: We're on our way.
*super weird security accessing bLaH blah blah*
AU: We're approaching.
*In a weird room*
AU: We're here.
*a chair turns around revealing an egg*
Ethiopia: Oh my goodness it's the world record egg-
*Liberia cracks the egg open and starts cooking it*
Liberia: What?
Ethiopia: You just broke the world record egg-
Wait...
You broke the world record egg!
AU: Here's your reward
*hands over the New Guinea prize of World Record egg*
Liberia: Oh thanks
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
