*before the dinosaur incident*
—
G.E: *covering A.H'e eyes*
A.H: Honey, I'm already blind, I don't get on what you're trying to do.
There's no point in covering my eyes.
—
Soviet: Finally I can cook without my food exploding
*makes pancakes*
R.E: Fuck you
*blows up pancakes with mind*
Soviet: YOU MOTHER FUC-
*pancakes explode*
—
Weimar: I'm still wondering who killed me
Third in the distance: You killed yourself!
Weimar: Hmm.
Makes sense.
...
Wait a damn minute
CH cannot commit suicide-
—
*lower jaw drops to the floor*
Third: Aw fuck.
Imperial are you able to pick my jaw up?
Imperial who only has one arm left and that arm is being used to keep her standing: I only have one arm. Why can't you?
Third: My arms are tied up cause apparently the allies wanted to have me suffer in the afterlife after cremating me alive
Imperial:
If I fall, I won't be able to get myself up.
Third: Just try
Imperial: Okay..
*metal pipe noise as she falls*
K.E: Hee hee haw (5x)
Imperial: Fuck you K.E!
K.E: FUCK YOU TOO!
Third: Who the fuck is K.E?!
—
S.E: I luv you~ :3
Aztec:
You killed me and tried grooming my child (Mexico)
Wtf
—
Commonwealth: People I really don't like.
Austria Empire!
Russian Empire!
FUCKING PRUSSIA
I REALLY HATE PRUSSIA, HIS BROTHER AND NEPHEW.
—
Napoleonic: If R.E were a women, I'd make him my mistress
R.E:
That's a funny thing to say near me
Napoleonic's wife: And a funny thing to say to your wife Napoleon.
Napoleonic: But R.E.
Didn't you kiss me?
R.E: We don't talk about that
Napoleonic:
And that one night st-
R.E: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EITHER-
Soviet:
Dad.
R.E:
Soviet: Dad look at me.
Look at me dad.
R.E:
Soviet: You're a fucking hypocrite
—
Fascists: Finally.
Some peace for once in my life
...
Now what's that funny looking blocky tentacle doin-
FUU
*gets dragged into portal*
—
Rome: Realm why tf did you killed me?
Realm: You know too much
Rome: About my pa-
*dies again*
—
G.E: Son, why did you killed Weimar?
Third: Vater, I swear I just simply touched him!
Weimar: YOU SHOT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A SNIPER-
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