*before the dinosaur incident*
—
G.E: *covering A.H'e eyes*
A.H: Honey, I'm already blind, I don't get on what you're trying to do.
There's no point in covering my eyes.
—
Soviet: Finally I can cook without my food exploding
*makes pancakes*
R.E: Fuck you
*blows up pancakes with mind*
Soviet: YOU MOTHER FUC-
*pancakes explode*
—
Weimar: I'm still wondering who killed me
Third in the distance: You killed yourself!
Weimar: Hmm.
Makes sense.
...
Wait a damn minute
CH cannot commit suicide-
—
*lower jaw drops to the floor*
Third: Aw fuck.
Imperial are you able to pick my jaw up?
Imperial who only has one arm left and that arm is being used to keep her standing: I only have one arm. Why can't you?
Third: My arms are tied up cause apparently the allies wanted to have me suffer in the afterlife after cremating me alive
Imperial:
If I fall, I won't be able to get myself up.
Third: Just try
Imperial: Okay..
*metal pipe noise as she falls*
K.E: Hee hee haw (5x)
Imperial: Fuck you K.E!
K.E: FUCK YOU TOO!
Third: Who the fuck is K.E?!
—
S.E: I luv you~ :3
Aztec:
You killed me and tried grooming my child (Mexico)
Wtf
—
Commonwealth: People I really don't like.
Austria Empire!
Russian Empire!
FUCKING PRUSSIA
I REALLY HATE PRUSSIA, HIS BROTHER AND NEPHEW.
—
Napoleonic: If R.E were a women, I'd make him my mistress
R.E:
That's a funny thing to say near me
Napoleonic's wife: And a funny thing to say to your wife Napoleon.
Napoleonic: But R.E.
Didn't you kiss me?
R.E: We don't talk about that
Napoleonic:
And that one night st-
R.E: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EITHER-
Soviet:
Dad.
R.E:
Soviet: Dad look at me.
Look at me dad.
R.E:
Soviet: You're a fucking hypocrite
—
Fascists: Finally.
Some peace for once in my life
...
Now what's that funny looking blocky tentacle doin-
FUU
*gets dragged into portal*
—
Rome: Realm why tf did you killed me?
Realm: You know too much
Rome: About my pa-
*dies again*
—
G.E: Son, why did you killed Weimar?
Third: Vater, I swear I just simply touched him!
Weimar: YOU SHOT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A SNIPER-
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Country Shenanigans
FanfictionNOTE: This book was made two years ago or in 2023! So some old HCs and cringe will be in here that are not present today! Also WTF was my humor back then 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 Countries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) H...
